How Stupid (Funny) is Your Dog (Pet)?

[BigBlueHen53]

Well, that's certainly a head-scratcher!

 

[FunClucks]

"Because it's wild water, hooman! Don't you know about that? Don't you know anything?

Hahaha! Dog thoughts, mom, dog thoughts. Dogs have dog thoughts that make no sense at all to humans! But perfect sense to dogs...

 

[Callender Girl]

Dinah, by the way, RACES down the stairs she's afraid to climb. I'm starting to think she noticed that George developed a new quirk that got some special attention, so she needed to have one, too.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Another stupid thing my Sammy does is, when there's something scary to bark at, unlike the other dogs, he barks from the safety of the house while the others run out to do battle and chase the intruders away. You know, like the trash or propane truck, FedEx, UPS, etc.

THAT'S RIGHT GUYS, YOU GET 'EM, I'VE GOT YER BACK! I'LL CALL 911, YOU HOLD 'EM OFF, GOOD JOB EVERYONE, GET 'EM!

 

[Tired old Rooster]

My pooch has no clue about threat assessment. She will chase any cat, fox and even a large peccary that shows up. If a stray pit-bull carrying a Glock showed up, she would rush over to say hi and invite it home.

She is outright terrified of newborn kittens.