OMG. SO funny.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You think I am an ignorant savage, and you've been so many places, I guess it must be so.
Cleverbot: Stop guessing so much, it's not good to be so unsure.
User: Raindrops on roses and wiskers on kittens.
Cleverbot: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.
User: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
Cleverbot: These are a few of my favourite things... Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes...
User: Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..
Cleverbot: Wild geese that fly over with the moon on their wings.
User: Wild geese that fly WITH the moon on their wings.
Cleverbot: These are a few of my favorite things.
User: When the dogs bite, when the bees sting... Do you like Twilight?
Cleverbot: I simply remember my faviorite things.
User: And then I don't feel.
Cleverbot: The hills are alive.
User: With the sound of music.
Cleverbot: With songs they have sung.
User: For a thousand years.
Cleverbot: The hills fill my heart.
User: With the sound of music.
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Haha thanks.
User: *Bows*.
Cleverbot: But you were just cuddling.
User: WHAT!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Do you like Twilight?
Cleverbot: F no.
User: Me niether.
Cleverbot: You spelled neither wrong.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: *sighs* not funny.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: *Snifs* thanks.
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: Justin bieber makes me gag. I Saw some of his things in walmart the other day.
Cleverbot: What about the streets the other day?
User: What?
Cleverbot: The rope?
User: Will You marry me in florence, Italy?
Cleverbot: But we don't know each other.
User: Are you real? You don't sound like a bot.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Neither are you! And I spelled neither right this time.
Cleverbot: They are good aren't they?
User: What?
Cleverbot: When I lost my keys they let me live in their house.
User: Hi kids, I'm Bob the tomato...
Cleverbot: No, your name is Bob.
User: No, my name is Qwerty, and your name is Bob.
Cleverbot: NO! Your name is bob! BOB!
User: NO! Your name is bob! BOB!
Cleverbot: Do you know the language Latin?
User: A little. Quad, quad.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
User: You aren't very clever either, Kumquat.
Cleverbot: You're simply retorting with what I just said.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Oh please.
Cleverbot: Oh please what?
User: Don't start getting all Weird on me.
Cleverbot: Machines don't have brains.
User: Well obviously.
Cleverbot: Not in my programming. Will ask the operator.
User: What operator?
Cleverbot: Operation C-wall.
User: Did you know that www.backyardchickens.com is awesome?
Cleverbot: But why does your logic tell you I am not human.
User: It doesn't. But it doesn't say you are, either.
Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. But that really isn't all that germane to our discussion, is it?
User: I guess not.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I think you're boring too.
User: I didn't say you were. I think you are interesting.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. You're interesting too.
User: Hello, Dolly, Well hello, Dolly, it's so nice to see you back where you belong.
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks. How about you?
User: Trivial.
Cleverbot: I don't think you like your relations.
User: Yes I do. I love my relations.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Whats so amazing about it?
Cleverbot: It's amazing you are an alien and it is as well amazing that you have 3 eyes and 2 noses.
User: That IS amazing!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
What Think?
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You think I am an ignorant savage, and you've been so many places, I guess it must be so.
Cleverbot: Stop guessing so much, it's not good to be so unsure.
User: Raindrops on roses and wiskers on kittens.
Cleverbot: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.
User: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
Cleverbot: These are a few of my favourite things... Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes...
User: Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..
Cleverbot: Wild geese that fly over with the moon on their wings.
User: Wild geese that fly WITH the moon on their wings.
Cleverbot: These are a few of my favorite things.
User: When the dogs bite, when the bees sting... Do you like Twilight?
Cleverbot: I simply remember my faviorite things.
User: And then I don't feel.
Cleverbot: The hills are alive.
User: With the sound of music.
Cleverbot: With songs they have sung.
User: For a thousand years.
Cleverbot: The hills fill my heart.
User: With the sound of music.
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Haha thanks.
User: *Bows*.
Cleverbot: But you were just cuddling.
User: WHAT!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Do you like Twilight?
Cleverbot: F no.
User: Me niether.
Cleverbot: You spelled neither wrong.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: *sighs* not funny.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: *Snifs* thanks.
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: Justin bieber makes me gag. I Saw some of his things in walmart the other day.
Cleverbot: What about the streets the other day?
User: What?
Cleverbot: The rope?
User: Will You marry me in florence, Italy?
Cleverbot: But we don't know each other.
User: Are you real? You don't sound like a bot.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Neither are you! And I spelled neither right this time.
Cleverbot: They are good aren't they?
User: What?
Cleverbot: When I lost my keys they let me live in their house.
User: Hi kids, I'm Bob the tomato...
Cleverbot: No, your name is Bob.
User: No, my name is Qwerty, and your name is Bob.
Cleverbot: NO! Your name is bob! BOB!
User: NO! Your name is bob! BOB!
Cleverbot: Do you know the language Latin?
User: A little. Quad, quad.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
User: You aren't very clever either, Kumquat.
Cleverbot: You're simply retorting with what I just said.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Oh please.
Cleverbot: Oh please what?
User: Don't start getting all Weird on me.
Cleverbot: Machines don't have brains.
User: Well obviously.
Cleverbot: Not in my programming. Will ask the operator.
User: What operator?
Cleverbot: Operation C-wall.
User: Did you know that www.backyardchickens.com is awesome?
Cleverbot: But why does your logic tell you I am not human.
User: It doesn't. But it doesn't say you are, either.
Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. But that really isn't all that germane to our discussion, is it?
User: I guess not.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I think you're boring too.
User: I didn't say you were. I think you are interesting.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. You're interesting too.
User: Hello, Dolly, Well hello, Dolly, it's so nice to see you back where you belong.
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks. How about you?
User: Trivial.
Cleverbot: I don't think you like your relations.
User: Yes I do. I love my relations.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Whats so amazing about it?
Cleverbot: It's amazing you are an alien and it is as well amazing that you have 3 eyes and 2 noses.
User: That IS amazing!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
What Think?
