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vachick15 said:
Name: Swirly John
Age: Count the joints on your toes
Gender: Male
Personality: Swirltastic
Description/Dinosaur:

Lol, they basically are history, but still: He's captain of the football team and so hawt the plants around him combust
Bush family - watch out
Mate/Crush: Everyone has a crush on him
Family: Proud of their swirly boy
Other: Can eat 10 crackers in a row without water
Name:
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That's my new pickup line. "I can eat ten crackers without water") )
 
Flufferes said:
Seth was upset. "Did your parents ever teach you manners? Poopcoming is tonight and when my son drives you and your friends there you better behave and be nice to my poor limo driver." he said, tossing out the lentils
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Rebecca gasped at the waste of food and out of anxiety stuffed 3,482 boxes of cheeze-its into her cheeks. "Ohhh fffo!" She said around her noms. "Fffoophommimg? I-" she swallowed the cramckers. "I havent anything to wear! What shall I do?" She glanced to 9Lives, who was obviously in love with her, and huffed. She didn't like him, but maybe she could manipulate him into getting her to the dress shop before it closed.

9Lives, who was obviously NOT in love with her, played on his PS3 quietly because he didn't care about poopcoming.
 
Name: Swiftette
Age: Depends on how long since her last breakup; she has to die and start anew each time
Gender: Blonde
Personality: Perfect. There is no bodily or mental aspect of her that isn't unparalleled perfection, aside from her battlescarred heart. She wears those scars with pride while perfectly shedding mascara-edged tears and writing the tragedies of her newest failed romantic endeavor into an eloquent, hit-you-right-in-the-feels songs that she'll sing across the sadly imperfect land in a generous attempt at spreading her supreme purity.
Description/Dinosaur: She's very perfect and pink. Also, she's the original inspiration for thunder thighs. Perfect specimen of a Fushiaraptor.
In fact, she's the only specimen. Which makes her all the more perfect.
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Lol, they basically are history, but still: 777 fiances and 778 hit singles later
Mate/Crush: If they can love her despite what she's been through and how cruelly wounded her abused heart is, she'll put her fragile heart on the line more time.
And then another one more time
Family: Her parents instantly perished when they laid eyes upon her supernatural glory.
Other: "Hear the newest hit single?"
"It's me."
Name: Friendzoned Stage Manager
 
Fanci Feathers Marans said:
Rebecca gasped at the waste of food and out of anxiety stuffed 3,482 boxes of cheeze-its into her cheeks. "Ohhh fffo!" She said around her noms. "Fffoophommimg? I-" she swallowed the cramckers. "I havent anything to wear! What shall I do?" She glanced to 9Lives, who was obviously in love with her, and huffed. She didn't like him, but maybe she could manipulate him into getting her to the dress shop before it closed.

9Lives, who was obviously NOT in love with her, played on his PS3 quietly because he didn't care about poopcoming.
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Fish stic admired the incredibly majestic creature play his game.
 

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