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[Abriana]

"You are such a multitasker." He said admiringly, Then looked off in the distance to the cold metal wall. He didnt know if he loved Fran or not. She had gotten him through so many rough times, like breaking into Macy's, hunting down the Mazda when it got stolen, or who could forget the time she slapped the guy behind the counter at Denny's when they served him cold pancakes. She was his best friend. Then he decided, that wasnt going to change. They would stay best friends. He would continue to live for Rebecca. There were hurdles he had to jump with that, though. Crooked River was in the way. And Noodles maybe. He wasnt exactly sure. Then he realized he was staring at the wall for a long time and looked back at Fran, but was side tracked because, there, Behold! Crooked River, in the spirit! He had died. A perfect match for Rebecca now, since alas she was dead too. But wait, were there bodies on the floor? Why had no one called the cleaning department yet? He sighed, very confused- finally concluding that Crooked River was too hawt, hawter than him. He could never live up to the hawtness that radiated from Crooked River's existence. The competition was too stronk. Like a snek's jaw. He would never win over Rebecca, no, not while that other dino was in the way. He finally after a very awkward amount of time looked into Fran's face, not her eyes though, her whole face he looked at, and said: "I will join you in the cave."

then
the wind
turned
4 knots

Fran patted him. “I will always be your friend.” Then she gave him a frappe. “Yes I am quite good at multitasking. A Cranbarasaurus quality.”
“Let us go then.” They followed the others into the spreading darkness.

 

[Flufferes]

Fran patted him. “I will always be your friend.” Then she gave him a frappe. “Yes I am quite good at multitasking. A Cranbarasaurus quality.”
“Let us go then.” They followed the others into the spreading darkness.

"i see. Are you good at Tax evasion too?" He asked, walking into the darkness too. But lighting it up with his neon green glowstick necklace he got at in a gift basket

 

[Abriana]

"i see. Are you good at Tax evasion too?" He asked, walking into the darkness too. But lighting it up with his neon green glowstick necklace he got at in a gift basket

“I’m good at not paying taxes” She said. “But I have so much money because Rebecca bought all the Starbucks stuff so I can bribe people to hide me away so the IRS or whatever they’re called cant find me.” She made herself a glow in the dark frappe. Plus she had the lantern.

 

[Flufferes]

“I’m good at not paying taxes” She said. “But I have so much money because Rebecca bought all the Starbucks stuff so I can bribe people to hide me away so the IRS or whatever they’re called cant find me.” She made herself a glow in the dark frappe. Plus she had the lantern.

"wow, how fancy" He said as Fran began to practice her seemingly natural bio luminescence. Then he started holding the glowstick up to the cave walls. There were carvings of pringles. and Cheese-its. And Club crackers. "I wonder what this is." he said

 

[Amer]

“I’m good at not paying taxes” She said. “But I have so much money because Rebecca bought all the Starbucks stuff so I can bribe people to hide me away so the IRS or whatever they’re called cant find me.” She made herself a glow in the dark frappe. Plus she had the lantern.

Chicken wished that she didn't have to hold the latern. But Fran was too small.

 

[Abriana]

Chicken wished that she didn't have to hold the latern. But Fran was too small.

Fran smacked Alberto. “Help the little chicken!”

 

[Flufferes]

Chicken wished that she didn't have to hold the latern. But Fran was too small.

Fran smacked Alberto. “Help the little chicken!”

Alberto was smacked. He held the lantern from then on

 

[Abriana]

Alberto was smacked. He held the lantern from then on

Fran appreciated his kindness.

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

Alberto loved Rebecca more, but would settle for fran. He drove up sadly to the place poopcoming was. He parked his car in a grass lot, and walked up to the warehouse that was rented out for the occasion. He acknowledged the white tents that were set up outside on the blacktop, with stereos on the tables and such. He walked into the warehouse to see a large group of dinos chatting and dancing.

Noodle went to go find some noodles to cook them and eat them for he was deppressed

Col. Kernel strutted in the doors to poopcoming. He anxiously flattened down his chest feathers pretending it didnt matter that he came alone.

"You are such a multitasker." He said admiringly, Then looked off in the distance to the cold metal wall. He didnt know if he loved Fran or not. She had gotten him through so many rough times, like breaking into Macy's, hunting down the Mazda when it got stolen, or who could forget the time she slapped the guy behind the counter at Denny's when they served him cold pancakes. She was his best friend. Then he decided, that wasnt going to change. They would stay best friends. He would continue to live for Rebecca. There were hurdles he had to jump with that, though. Crooked River was in the way. And Noodles maybe. He wasnt exactly sure. Then he realized he was staring at the wall for a long time and looked back at Fran, but was side tracked because, there, Behold! Behind Fran floated Crooked River, in the spirit! He had died. A perfect match for Rebecca now, since alas she was dead too. But wait, were there bodies on the floor? Why had no one called the cleaning department yet? He sighed, very confused- finally concluding that Crooked River was too hawt, hawter than him. He could never live up to the hawtness that radiated from Crooked River's existence. The competition was too stronk. Like a snek's jaw. He would never win over Rebecca, no, not while that other dino was in the way. He finally after a very awkward amount of time looked into Fran's face, not her eyes though, her whole face he looked at, and said: "I will join you in the cave."

then
the wind
turned
4 knots

“I’m good at not paying taxes” She said. “But I have so much money because Rebecca bought all the Starbucks stuff so I can bribe people to hide me away so the IRS or whatever they’re called cant find me.” She made herself a glow in the dark frappe. Plus she had the lantern.

While Crooked River had gone to look for Pringles in the volcano, Rebecca marched up to Alberto to confess her love, but instead found him in the arms of none other than Fran. After buying him all those Starbucks drinks and everything, he was going to fall for the Barista? How could she have forseen this?
"See, I came here to have a good time but I honestly feel so attacked right now! " She said in a fit of tears, Rebecca jumped in a steam-powered hoola hoop and hoola'd to the moon. Then she became the moon.

9loves, however, was having trouble finding chickn. Then he spotted Col. Kernel, and since his vision was so bad, he thought it was his beloved and began plucking out his feathers and preparing a pot for stew.

 

[Abriana]

While Crooked River had gone to look for Pringles in the volcano, Rebecca marched up to Alberto to confess her love, but instead found him in the arms of none other than Fran. After buying him all those Starbucks drinks and everything, he was going to fall for the Barista? How could she have forseen this?
"See, I came here to have a good time but I honestly feel so attacked right now! " She said in a fit of tears, Rebecca jumped in a steam-powered hoola hoop and hoola'd to the moon. Then she became the moon.

9loves, however, was having trouble finding chickn. Then he spotted Col. Kernel, and since his vision was so bad, he thought it was his beloved and began plucking out his feathers and preparing a pot for stew.

Fran came back to her normal size because the tunnel was pretty big now. She sipped her glow in the dark frappe. “I am not a barista. I own all of Starbucks. I am a tycoon.”