➡➡ Kiki Speak

[Sapphire Sebright]

Classy!
And does sound good. Google search said to use steak sauce on your salad before grilling. Although, I'm sure that ups the calories a bit.

Just pour some ranch on it. Everything is good under ranch.

Ah, yes! I have found another!
Grilled steak with ranch dressing -- yummy!

 

[hysop]

Nasty for sure!!! LOL we’ve been having a lot of red meat lately and every time I’ve had to cook it in the microwave!!!

Steaks, burgers, etc.

Once my parents brought me back a burger and it was like totally red in the middle

I microwaved the heck out of it so much the cheese burned off and I had to add my own

I don’t own a microwave. That’s how strongly I feel about not putting your food in one.

 

[FortCluck]

Practice more. Breathe out and squeeze.

Don't run, you'll just die tired.

He wasn’t being butchered today he got the other 3 to attack my porcelain d’uccle. I wanted to chop them all right then.

I got a mean grip when I hold them while my husband takes the hatchet to them. We were doing the cone, but I like to hold them down and turn my head away. It keeps them more secure and calm. He counts to 3 and before 3 he chops them. Then I hold their feet till they bleed out... pretty graphic but that's how chicken makes it to the store except they do worse things.

 

[Kiki]

You cook meat in the microwave?? You're worse than Bob with his ketchup. That's an atrocity.

@KDOGG331 please don't say you cook meat in the microwave. I will die.

 

[StonerChick]

Nasty for sure!!! LOL we’ve been having a lot of red meat lately and every time I’ve had to cook it in the microwave!!!

Steaks, burgers, etc.

Once my parents brought me back a burger and it was like totally red in the middle

I microwaved the heck out of it so much the cheese burned off and I had to add my own

Please do not let my chef son hear you say you microwaved a steak.

 

[Kiki]

i was just looking at the poll votes and does anyone else find it a bit scary how @Kiki knows us all soooooo well!?!?

Project manager

 

[Conan]

Hey, good lookin'! Like your new quote.

I'm liking the microwave less and less. (like ranch dressing with it's high caloric values). It can ruin food very quick.

I love lamentations!

I don't have a microwave. Haven't in years. Too much counter space required.

 

[Kiki]

Ah, yes! I have found another!
Grilled steak with ranch dressing -- yummy!

He was joking.
He doesn't really eat that.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You cook meat in the microwave?? You're worse than Bob with his ketchup. That's an atrocity.

no no no!!! We cook it on the grill or stove like a normal person but my dad likes it rare.

And I don’t wanna wait forever to put it back on the grill so I microwave it for like a minute or 30 seconds or whatever to not be mooing anymore lol

I actually usually try to leave some pink on it but depends how long I heat it.

Oh no you don't.
Don't act like I'm not the normal one because I don't eat gag me ranch.

you’re not!! Ranch is the best!! Well, actually, honey mustard is lol

I will concede though and say that SOME ranch dressings I have had have been disgusting. It has to be a good one or else I agree with you.

 

[FortCluck]

I would just give them all my lettuce and not eat it myself.

I. Am. Dying.

The bunnies crack me up. They are eating all my food! I’ve bought $100 of lettuce for them and me almost every week