➡➡ Kiki Speak

[CSAchook]

dancing the night away with a bunch of strange people in a dimly lit area with deafening music playing all the while....

I don't know.....you seem suspiciously knowledgeable

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don't know.....you seem suspiciously knowledgeable

I blame the Internet.
I blame the Internet for a lot of things, actually....

 

[CSAchook]

I blame the Internet for a lot of things, actually....

Like your need for a fainting couch?

 

[Conan]

I have my own. For power outages, though -- not for dancing the night away with a bunch of strange people in a dimly lit area with deafening music playing all the while....
Count me out of the raves, please.

But, you've never tried it. Maybe it's your calling.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Like your need for a fainting couch?

Yep. The Internet led me to this site, which led me to meeting you nutters, which has led me to having countless fainting episodes.
Though, I suppose that it's not quite fair to pin the blame entirely on the Internet leading me to this site -- Google helped. And the hen who's egg binding led me to search for her symptoms.
With Google.
On the Internet.
However, I did get a nice fainting couch from all this!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But, you've never tried it. Maybe it's your calling.

I sincerely doubt that. That's like telling a chicken that veganism is its calling....

 

[Conan]

Yep. The Internet led me to this site, which led me to meeting you nutters, which has led me to having countless fainting episodes.
Though, I suppose that it's not quite fair to pin the blame entirely on the Internet leading me to this site -- Google helped. And the hen who's egg binding led me to search for her symptoms.
With Google.
On the Internet.
However, I did get a nice fainting couch from all this!

But you have to return it when banty comes to her senses

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But you have to return it when banty comes to her senses

Only if Santa gives me vanilla beans! She gave that couch to me... I'm not returning it until she gives me vanilla beans.

 

[Conan]

I sincerely doubt that. That's like telling a chicken that veganism is its calling....

The chicken would at least try it.

 

[BantyChooks]

But you have to return it when banty comes to her senses

Pshaw. Banty always has sense.

Only if Santa gives me vanilla beans! She gave that couch to me... I'm not returning it until she gives me vanilla beans.

I'll give you the vodka to make the vanilla with.