➡➡ Kiki Speak

[FunnyfarmMidwest]

I seriously had strangers coming up to me and recommending counsellors to me. Apparently a slice across the wrist means attempted suicide to most people. I still have a scar.

@Nabiki years ago when I was in middle school one of my ducks accidentally cut my wrist with its claw and liked to scratch me... (my skin breaks really easily and my hands crack open in winter) but anyways this one girl in my class told the principal that I was cutting myself and my mom had to Explain that it was the duck (lily). They were gonna Make me go to the guidance counselor and get counseling!

 

[CSAchook]

Also totally irrelevant but I am typing super duper fast right now. I just typed that in record time. My hands are moving like lightning across the keys.

How much caffeine and or Excedrin today?

 

[KiwiandPeachthePigeons]

Women are scarier.

FEAR US!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I agree with you in that one, even if I am a single Pringle and probably always will be

Yuuuuuuuppppppp. So hard to find good guys nowadays!!! Or ever. All the good ones are always taken or something. Actually, that might not be true. People don’t like good guys. They like bad boys. but still. Good ones are hard to find. There’s far more jerks. Also all the hot ones are DEFINITELY always taken. Or gay.

 

[KiwiandPeachthePigeons]

I’m a klutz too but I do it so much I guess I’ve mastered it

I guess class starts now if you want!?

The real trick is to remember to look up occasionally

And/or look at your path before you start walking.

I’ve crashed into a pole when i didn’t look up once

 

[R2elk]

FEAR US!!!

I do! Fear = yes. Obey = NO.

 

[CSAchook]

Yuuuuuuuppppppp. So hard to find good guys nowadays!!! Or ever. All the good ones are always taken or something. Actually, that might not be true. People don’t like good guys. They like bad boys. but still. Good ones are hard to find. There’s far more jerks. Also all the hot ones are DEFINITELY always taken. Or gay.

Where are you getting all of this? You said you never date!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’ve crashed into a pole when i didn’t look up once

OMG!!!!

To be fair, I’ve also walked into stuff before or tripped over things. I used to be far less aware lol

 

[FunnyfarmMidwest]

Glad to know the first lesson was helpful!! There will be more. Like for every second or few you look down, spend the same looking up. so glance down, glance up real quick, back down, etc.

And I like analyzing the path beforehand so I don’t have to look up

You’re a good Teacher for walking and BYCing and a pro! I think I found your life’s calling! Rofl

 

[ShrekDawg]

How much caffeine and or Excedrin today?

I took some at 7 or 7:30? But that was like 5 hours ago already but I guess it’s still in full effect. Took the usual 3.