➡➡ Kiki Speak

[Nabiki]

I have many hundreds of eggs in my refrigerator that I wish I could send you.

I need my young hens to grow up and start laying. I can hardly wait until I have my full pansy fee breeder set up and running.

 

[Kiki]

Calm down nutters my boobs are not pierced right now.

 

[RUNuts]

Close to pass out painful.

You obviously weren't drunk enough.

Friends bail you out.
Real friends are sitting on the bench next to you laughing about being caught.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Ha

Double Ha

I enjoy my coffee the same way I enjoy my men...

A wagon? A stroller? How about a sled team?

I wish! Sled team would be so cool!

 

[ShrekDawg]

20 pages behind... whew!


For a while I wanted mine done. I went with my friend to get hers done and it cured the sh*t out of me.

Um... there's a limit to how many alcoholic beverages one can have a day?..... Friday might be a problem.

I'm down for shirtless aprons. I'll be hanging with bestie though, so I'll bow out this time. We'll be checking in every so often though!!

ETA: Black coffee is the only way to drink it.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Can we pretend it is?
I'm ready to party in an apron.

I have no clue what I'm going to cook but I'm positive it won't be a sweet cake.

Do it! Maybe you should make some sweet hummus

 

[Kiki]

You obviously weren't drunk enough.

Friends bail you out.
Real friends are sitting on the bench next to you laughing about being caught.

I would never have even attempted the second time if I wasn't good and drunk enough.

 

[Kiki]

Do it! Maybe you should make some sweet hummus

 

[ShrekDawg]

I woke up this morning and dug through my jewelry.

I found a nose ring.
It's back in.

The first time is not nearly as bad as the second time.

Close to pass out painful.

Calm down nutters my boobs are not pierced right now.

Yeah but they were, right!? I can’t believe you have a nose ring and pierced thingies! I am dying!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I still can’t believe you bought that