➡➡ Kiki Speak

[ShrekDawg]

I take it once a month.

 

[R2elk]

Who offers you ibuprofen?

Doctors or nurses during hospital stays.

 

[R2elk]

I will die a sudden and violent death in my mid-50s after one of my archenemies tracks me down and executes me at sunset with a vintage revolver.

I heard it was going to be a machete.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Idk why but I am dying.

I’m sure it was annoying at the time but this is so funny to me

Speaking of boogers though, wouldn’t the nose piercings, and especially the rings, collect boogers!?

Not really. I have this thing where I cannot stand boogies in the nostrils. Tissues are my friends.

I’m the same way

I stub my toe and I’m swearing and hopping around

A stubbed toe is in its own category of pain. I wouldn’t trust a person who doesn’t freak out over a stubbed toe.

Adrenaline and endorphins are amazing pain killers. When I was in my big motorcycle accident, I remember getting up and thinking, "That wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I get thrown as hard as that in practice!".

Then a couple hours later, I was thinking, "Ow. Ow. Ow. I hurt."

Agreed. My ex bf rolled us 3 times over an embankment, it happened so fast and yet everything slowed down at the same time. No pain until we got home. He was over his limit (CDL) so I convinced him to not call it in. He would have lost his job. I regret playing “Mother” for him for so long. Oh I would have been dead if I had a seatbelt on too. Good times.

Right arm just below the elbow. It is referred to as a night stick fracture because of the practice of law enforcement officers to have their victim's arms behind their back and then hit right below the elbow with their night stick.

If not properly secured, it will never heal well because of the constant rotation of the bones in that area. I still have the plate and screws they put in to hold it in place. I have never been able to throw overhand very well since. I have to resort to a side arm or underhand motion.

It does not affect my ability to shoot. I did shoot my elk with my revolver (left handed) that fall while the cast was still on.

Was the revolver a 357?

 

[RUNuts]

I heard it was going to be a machete.

Who do we know who wields machetes? Who was that? It'll come to me.

 

[BantyChooks]

Vintage? We talking The Colt?

I agree. Party hard, die young and leave a good looking corpse.

It's the only thing that will kill me.

 

[BantyChooks]

I heard it was going to be a machete.

Also a possibility.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I will die a sudden and violent death in my mid-50s after one of my archenemies tracks me down and executes me at sunset with a vintage revolver.

Damn, that’s oddly specific.

 

[BantyChooks]

Damn, that’s oddly specific.

Banty knows all.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Who do we know who wields machetes? Who was that? It'll come to me.

I prefer a baseball bat.