➡➡ Kiki Speak

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’m the same way

I stub my toe and I’m swearing and hopping around

Thwacking my little toe on the bottom of stairway, on a doorframe, on a post, or on a chair -- though stools are the real evil ones -- always makes me go about like:
1: Gasp and start to keel over.
2: Bite lower lip while grasping foot and saying "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUDGE, FRIGGIN-FUDGE-FRICK," being careful to not swear, while squeezing eyes shut.
3: Hold foot whilst simply gasping for several seconds to a minute.
4: Release and replace foot on the ground as the pain fades, opening eyes.
5: Gingerly take a couple of steps.
6. Resume business as usual, being careful not to stub the offended toe again.
Happens about once a month, I think.

 

[Kiki]

Are you psychic!?

And wait.... I thought it was Kiki that knew all!?

Who do you think taught her?

 

[ShrekDawg]

When I was in 7th grade the last week of school my friends and I were doing cartwheels on a roof.
I fell off and landed on butt and wrist.

I remember my mom being pissed off thinking that I was pretending I didn't know what happened but I really didn't know what happened for a couple of hours.

I also remember being extremely embarrassed having to walk across the stage with my arm in a sling to accept some kind of end of the year award. If I'm not mistaken it was some honor society crap.

Oh wow!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Once a month is way different than every other damn day.

I don’t take it every other day!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Well, the pain goes away after a few seconds or minutes but I’m a bit dramatic sometimes and more just shocked I hit it. But yeah.

I don’t think I could get a tattoo. I would be screaming the whole time

I used to want one on forearm or wrist or on my back

I don't know why, but for some reason, my mother found it quite funny when I jokingly mentioned getting a tattoo on my arm or forehead that read "PROUD ROMAN CATHOLIC" a while ago.
What do you think she found funny about it?

 

[Kiki]

I was dreaming about it last night. I woke up and thought that it was Friday, and then became very disappointed when I woke up some more and realized that it was only Tuesday....

I had a dream that I was at Elk's house. I don't remember what the heck I was doing there but I know that I was there.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'd give you advice on some of the stuff wrong with your conclusions, but I'm done. In the year I've been on here, you agree with good advice but don't follow it.

?????

 

[ShrekDawg]

Perhaps.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I was just looking at a crow or raven for a pet. You can keep African Pied Crows or African Ravens. $3,000 a pop. Weird this got brought up.

Guys check this out!

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/➡-quail-hatch-along.1276785/post-22744156

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Thanks!!! That’s good to know!!! I’m not really sure if I eat juicy foods or not. I guess I do? Eggs and tuna are both pretty juicy I think and ice cream definitely is

I eat dry stuff too but usually drink water with it.

I guess I actually probably do get kind of close thinking about it. The glass I usually use is probably about 16 oz and I drink several of those throughout the day plus usually tea or occasionally juice. I drink a lot of water lately. I’ve just never really actually kept track I guess.

I do sweat a lot though and I think being bigger means I should drink more too??

Tea is a diuretic, you need to drink equal amounts of water