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EEEEEEEK!
*Faints.*
My body? Kinda meh, overweight, and I haven't shaved in months. That's not very attractive, right? You men like the women smooth and sleek, don'cha?

*grabs razor* 🪒 I promise to be gentle. I love this line of work.
 
EEEEEEEK!
*Faints.*
My body? Kinda meh, overweight, and I haven't shaved in months. That's not very attractive, right? You men like the women smooth and sleek, don'cha?
No... They don't care if we ever shave or care how much we weigh.
 
EEEEEEEK!
*Faints.*
My body? Kinda meh, overweight, and I haven't shaved in months. That's not very attractive, right? You men like the women smooth and sleek, don'cha?
Most don’t really mind 😁 Trust me, I’m like Sasquatch. I can shave and be like a beast the next day.
 
No, no, no, you misunderstand -- I don't want to shave anymore. Unless it's during the summer and I want to look nice for church, I don't shave.
Put that razor back.
NOW.

I went to church and once I left confession I am still saying Hail Marys to this day. 20 years later.
 

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