➡➡ Kiki Speak

[CSAchook]

Handsomely undignified.
He's my favorite, I think.
His offspring is also pretty chill with being held like that -- a hand under the keel. She just stares at you, just like her father.
"Put me down. This isn't funny. Fine, hold me if you must. So embarrassing. Peasant."

Your chicken kinda sounds like @BantyChooks

 

[BantyChooks]

Your chicken kinda sounds like @BantyChooks

I am NOT short enough to be picked up.

 

[R2elk]

I am NOT short enough to be picked up.

That's not what Bigfoot said about you.

 

[BantyChooks]

That's not what Bigfoot said about you.

I could lift Bigfoot one-handed.

 

[R2elk]

I could lift Bigfoot one-handed.

He did say you gave him a good pedicure.

 

[BantyChooks]

He did say you gave him a good pedicure.

Slander!

 

[duluthralphie]

He did say you gave him a good pedicure.

You should have recognized that as a lie immediately. Everyone knows @BantyChooks had never done anything good.

 

[BantyChooks]

You should have recognized that as a lie immediately. Everyone knows @BantyChooks had never done anything good.

I am a paragon of virtue, I have no idea what you're talking about...

 

[duluthralphie]

I am a paragon of virtue, I have no idea what you're talking about...

I rest my case.

 

[BantyChooks]

I rest my case.

You're resting it on thin air!! Poor man, gone senile before his time.