⭐ Kiki's Year Long 🌶️

[EverythingDucks]

Why are you giving is ideas??

Not that I'm complaining.

 

[HappyDuckie]

How do I know that’s not a trick to get me to come back so you can off me!?!

Who said it wasn't a trick?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How do I know that’s not a trick to get me to come back so you can off me!?!

Because I've promised them sweets and weaponry.
Get out here. It's just beating eggs by hand -- it won't kill you. I once beat two cups of whipped cream to the proper stiffness by hand, and I've done genoise the same way. It doesn't hurt. It only stings a bit, like a workout. Come here.

 

[ShrekDawg]

No harm will be done if you behave.
Understood, Duckies?

Only if you make the ice cream yourself.
And behave.

On occasion. You mustn't skimp on your studies.

Do you agree to mine?

Hmmm that sounds pretty good!! We’re gonna have to talk about the ice cream part though. Cause nothing is as good as Ben & Jerry’s Netflix n Chill’d or Tillamook!!!!

I'll let you in on the sweets if you don't dismember her.
You can join us, too.
And you can have my weapons to play with RoosterML the next time he misbehaves.

Oh dear...

Good thing they didn't know that. They could have shocked you there...

Saffy told them no murdering so I think I’m safe now! And oh gosh!! That would have been bad.

KDOG?
No, I need her alive, please.
I give you the same offer that I gave Baby Duck, though. No dismembering, please.

thanks!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why are you giving is ideas??

 

[ShrekDawg]

Who said it wasn't a trick?

*runs even further away* you’ll never find me now, suckahs!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Hmmm that sounds pretty good!! We’re gonna have to talk about the ice cream part though. Cause nothing is as good as Ben & Jerry’s Netflix n Chill’d or Tillamook!!!!

Same as for the concerts -- on occasion. You will learn to make ice cream from scratch. Whatever flavor you want.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Because I've promised them sweets and weaponry.
Get out here. It's just beating eggs by hand -- it won't kill you. I once beat two cups of whipped cream to the proper stiffness by hand, and I've done genoise the same way. It doesn't hurt. It only stings a bit, like a workout. Come here.

Well, the eggs part is fine! The shock collar, cage, dismembering, potential murdering is not!

 

[HappyDuckie]

Oh, Dawg. All you have to do is not disappear, and we won't torture, dismember, or murder you!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Same as for the concerts -- on occasion. You will learn to make ice cream from scratch. Whatever flavor you want.

Hmmm that sounds okay! But it’s not the same