⭐ Kiki's Year Long 🌶️

[R2elk]

Obviously y'all have not had waffle house.

Obviously you have not tried anywhere near the amount of bacon that I have already eaten.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

My sisters boyfriend just asked for a bite of my waffle. He literally took the whole rest of it, which was half of my waffle

How dare he! Terrible breach of etiquette, there!
... Wait, how big was his mouth, and how small was the waffle?
Crap, he may have exploited a loophole.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

She's the last holdout. Hoping he will woo her into allowing to mate. She's not the brute force type. She has spurs, she definitely knows how to use them too. Pretty sure it's why he's limping around so bad.

Shiz, I thought that we were still talking about the waffles, and I got so confused/mentally scarred/downright weirded out.
Tough hen!

 

[R2elk]

She is huge!
And looks quite deadpan.
Are those little guinea footsies that I see poking out from beneath her!?

Yes, she hatched 100% of every viable guinea egg given her. She always hatched everyone of them on day 26.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

True story.........
The first thing FEMA does after a hurricane is call Waffle House closest to land fall. If they answer the phone, FEMA decides it ain't so bad there.

 

[hysop]

So I’ve been lost for the past few weeks. Instead of starting a new thread every week Kiki is just renaming this one? Just so I know. I keep telling myself I’ll participate in the next week’s themed party and never see a new thread

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Yes, she hatched 100% of every viable guinea egg given her. She always hatched everyone of them on day 26.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

And don't turn your wrist. Hit straight.


You've obviously never had really good home cooked bacon. View attachment 2499563

Seriously, though, home made bacon, cooked exactly the way you like it is much better than Waffle house bacon.

Stahhpppppppp... we don't have bacon in the house, and I already desperately want it.... *Twitch twitch twitch.*

 

[hysop]

We’re talking about bacon? Guess this isn’t a good time to mention that I don’t eat bacon or anything that comes from my piggy friends. I’ll go run away now.

I’m calling it an early night. I have a ton to do tomorrow. Ta-ta for now!

 

[MarkJr]

We’re talking about bacon? Guess this isn’t a good time to mention that I don’t eat bacon or anything that comes from my piggy friends. I’ll go run away now.

I’m calling it an early night. I have a ton to do tomorrow. Ta-ta for now!

Bacon is delicious. I know many who don't partake for religious reasons. They mostly think it smells bad too.

You think it stinks? (Bacon)