💥 Emelyn vs. Peanut 💥

[Bakbuk]

*Shows actual kidnapped d'uccle Peanut over a ledge and I'm holding her upside down by the feet*

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! *flies over to Emelyn and draws lightsaber*

 

[the_peanut_coop]

*Shows actual kidnapped d'uccle Peanut over a ledge and I'm holding her upside down by the feet*

Now darling what are you talking about?
*Pulls peanut out of pocket, rope goes limp because it has no d'Uclle in it* POCKET PEANUT STRIKES AGAIN

 

[the_peanut_coop]

I don't need a warning.
You do.

As if! You know I'm the winning team!

 

[Emelyn]

*fires laser handguns from across the moat*

*Soldiers fire bombs into the moat and it explodes*

 

[Bakbuk]

*Soldiers fire bombs into the moat and it explodes*

How do you explode water??

 

[the_peanut_coop]

*Soldiers fire bombs into the moat and it explodes*

*Gracefully slides down exploading waterfall*
YOU GUYS I GOT PEEPS AT WALMART WHO WANTS SOME

 

[Emelyn]

*Gracefully slides down exploading waterfall*
YOU GUYS I GOT PEEPS AT WALMART WHO WANTS SOME

*Everyone fighting stops fighting and screams "ME!"

 

[Bakbuk]

*Soldiers fire bombs into the moat and it explodes*

Arwoon! *yells over intercom* Fire the laser cannons!!

 

[Emelyn]

How do you explode water??

I thought a moat was a floating raft thingie

 

[Emelyn]

Arwoon! *yells over intercom* Fire the laser cannons!!

*Shoves d'uccle into cramped cage and brings with me*

FIRE THE TORPEDOES AND CANNONS NOW!