Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a park bench. A big frog hops in front of one of them and says, "Kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful girl of your dreams."
The man picks up the frog, looks at it, and puts it in his rain coat pocket.
"Hey, you heard the frog!" says the other man. "Aren't you going to kiss it?"
"Nah," says the first man. "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
The man picks up the frog, looks at it, and puts it in his rain coat pocket.
"Hey, you heard the frog!" says the other man. "Aren't you going to kiss it?"
"Nah," says the first man. "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
