1,000 things to do when your lost in super walmart!

[tinychicky]

42. try out all the alarm clocks, then play your favorite over and over again.

 

[ShrekDawg]

43. Go to one of intercoms and start shouting stuff over the loud speaker and/or start singing, [i suggest a catchy and/or funny song such as sir mix a lot's "baby got back" (the one thats like "i like big butts and i can not lie..." lol) or Party in the U.S.A, or something by TaySwift, or "you cant touch this", or old rock or something of the sort, something funny and catchy... lol]

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

44. Tie a red shirt around your neck and run around yelling "I'M SUPERMAN!"

 

[mickistoy]

45 walk up to the snobiest girl you can find and ask loudly if that was them that just farted!

46 walk up to lady in lingerie dept and ask if they are buying that for thier "LITTLE" sister or is that wishful thinking?

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

47. Start juggling something (like some shoes)

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

48. Walk up to a random employee, with a look of utter seriousness on your face and calmly whisper just loud enough for him to hear "Code Purple Polka Dots in Aisle 7..." and quietly walk off like a ninja.

Very fun stuff.

 

[happyhens44]

49.) Sit inside the clothes rack, and one someone walks by yell " PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!"

50>) PLAY MARCO polo with yourself.

 

[ShrekDawg]

51. Dance around the store like a crazy person (better if you sing LOUDLY while dancing too... lol)

52. pretend you're a ninja or a power ranger

53. pretend to be a magician and do magic tricks

54. pretend you can fly

55. try on random clothes and then ask everyone who walks by if it makes you look fat (no offense meant to anyone)

56. go "camping" in the camping/outdoors aisle (set up tents, pretend to have a camp fire and roast smores and sing camp songs, "go fishing", etc)

57. play all the video game demos

58. go to the tv/electronics section and pretend to be watching tv and whenever someone walks by and/or changes the channel, yell something like "hey, I was watching that!" or "you're blocking my view!", another thing you can do here is to ask everyone which tv they think is/looks better, or pretend to be watching tv and try to change channels (with "remote", if there isnt one, pretend there is) and when it wont change yell "why wont this stupid tv change channels!"

thats all I can think of for now, but i think of more ill post them... lol

 

[chicksbestfriend]

59. Need two people to pull this off. Fill up a shopping carts with random stuff, maybe some diet pills, tons of vitamins, laxatives, adult diapers, potato chips, candy, beer, toilet seat, paint, etc. Find a potential and unexpecting victim. One switches out the wagon on them while they are busy scanning the shelves and quickly ditches their wagon just around the corner while the other person shops in the aisle to catch the reaction of the lost wagon. Take turns pulling off the gag so each of you get a good laugh.

60. Grab a clipboard, paper and pen from the office/school supply office, some reading glasses and a baseball cap. Approach customers in the store and tell them you are doing a survey on customer satisfication and would they like to take your survey. Ask their opinion on the quality of merchandise, how they would rate the associates that work there, and are they happy with their shopping experience, and if they have ever had a bad experience in the store they would like to share.

edited the numbers.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

61. Sit in a shopping cart and pretend that you're driving a racecar (complete with "HEY THIS STUPID CAR WON'T GO!")