1,000 things to do when your lost in super walmart!

[tinychicky]

62. ask an employee where something is (best if it's something hard to find like a cerain brand of parekeet food)... then tell them thank you and walk away without taking the item. best if you do this several times or get other people to do it.

 

[girlychick]

63.go over to the computers and start fake typing then yell very loud "This Computer Doesn't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[EE lover:)]

64. go into the mcdonalds and ask if you could get a burger king crown hat, then walk off

 

[77horses]

65. Choose a random person and follow close behind them as they walk throughout the store, and see how long it takes them to turn around and notice you. When they do, stare directly at them with your eyes widened and say, "Can I have a hug pweeeaaseee?"

66. Go to any food isle and read the labels of each product out loud (such as the nutrition facts, etc.)

67. Push a cart around in the isles and when someone turns out of an isle, yell very loudly, "Hey! You just drove through a red light!"


68. And, of course, one of my favorites...There's this fart noise toy that you can buy and you hide it somewhere (such as in your pocket) in your hand and squeeze it to make the fart noise whenever someone walks by.

"I would never do any of these things myself, but they would be funny!"

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

Me and my friends actually did the M&Ms on layaway stunt.

The cashier was around 30 years old and was like "Are you ladies being serious? Because if you are not kindly ask you to put these back and continue shopping." And she gave us the stink eye.

It was quite hilarious.

 

[tinychicky]

69. steal someones cart and put it in the next isle (or across the store, depending on how mean ur feeling

). if they catch you, say u thought it was ur cart and sorry but have you seen my cart anywhere??

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

70. Put on some shades and pretend you're blind. Put your arm around somebody and say, "Honey, is that you?". Best if it's a teenager XD It'll totally freak them out

 

[Cat Water]

71. You know what would really freak someone out? Just lie down on the floor and pretend to be passed out or asleep and just stay there.

 

[schmije]

72. Make the tallest produce tower that you can. Mix it up with fruit and veggies, and if you have a friend, see who can make the bigget tower.

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

73. Get on a bike and ride it around the store. If it has a bell , ring it. One of my friends actually did this and got pictures. It was hilarious.

74. Put on a pumpkin costume and hold a basket in your hands. every time someone walks by, say Happy Halloween!!!. Make sure you do it when it isnt even close to Halloween
ETA: Im a slow typer so i got the wrong numbers