1,000 things to do when your lost in super walmart!

[possumblossum]

75. Follow an elderly gentleman until he steps away from his cart and then drop two boxes of XL condoms in his buggy. For an extra laugh, hang out until he goes through checkout and see what the cashier does.

76. Go to the lingerie section and grab a few of the smallest pairs of thong underwear and the largest bras. Then wander around like you're looking for your wife and ask randoms strangers if they seen her. Describe her as the only person you know who can fit into these panties and these bras.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

77. Take bras out of the lingerie section and fling them at people

 

[GlitterKitty]

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Im so gonna do that xD

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

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Im so gonna do that xD

It works especially well with stretchy bras- like sporty ones.

78. Scream "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" in the middle of a crowded isle and then run away crying

 

[girlychick]

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that made me laugh soooooooooooooooo hard xD

79. go up to a random person and shake them saying
"What did you do with him! where is my llama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breathing heavily in there face(works best if you had onion rings)

 

[ShrekDawg]

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that made me laugh soooooooooooooooo hard xD

79. go up to a random person and shake them saying
"What did you do with him! where is my llama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol

 

[girlychick]

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that made me laugh soooooooooooooooo hard xD

79. go up to a random person and shake them saying
"What did you do with him! where is my llama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol

Not sure which one that was to if it was to me thank yeah

 

[BantieBabe]

80. Buy a bunch of toilet paper and wrap yourself up like a mummy <-- this will get you kicked out >.<

 

[GlitterKitty]

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I saw someone do that! And I also saw some guys dressed like girls for ajoke xD

 

[tinychicky]

81. spend several hours discussing the pros and cons of two (or more) types of goldfish with someone working in the fish section, then ask if they carry piranhas. if not, leave the store.