I don't know if this one has been posted but it always makes me laugh so here it is and I hope you enjoy...
The 100 MPH Goat
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking
along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom.
I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down
and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission
here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this
hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"
Now thats funny right there, If you can't laugh at that then we'll change it to the 100 MPH Chicken ! Ha Ha
The 100 MPH Goat
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking
along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom.
I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down
and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission
here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this
hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"
Now thats funny right there, If you can't laugh at that then we'll change it to the 100 MPH Chicken ! Ha Ha
