I think I need to change my name to Dr. Dolittle!!!
About 9 months ago I was driving and saw a turtle trying to cross the road... In the middle of nowhere. We kept him.
About 6 months ago I was driving and saw a baby chick in the middle of the road... I kept him as my first chicken.
2 weeks ago I had a dream I should go to the humane society. I did and adopted a hen for $2. They NEVER have chickens.
Last night I was coming home from a club at 12:30 in the morning. Stuck behind 3 cars, and my friend was driving behind me. Saw the car in front of me swerve away from something fuzzy in the middle of the road. I swerved after identifying them as 3 BABY KITTENS! watching in my rearview I didn't see my friend swerve. I said out loud to my 2 girlfriends in the car "Oh @$%#, there are 3 kittens in the middle of the road", flipped a U, and turned on my high-beams to find them. We found them (alive) as we watched another group on oncoming traffic QUICKLY approaching. My friend jumped out of the car before it could stop and snatched 3 kittens!
We stayed up most of the night trying to feed, bathe, and clean the junk out of their eyes... which were mostly stuck closed. They could barely move.
This morning they were nursed back to health, clean, and flea-free with FULL bellies (still they had NO meat on their bones, but will soon!) and ready to play!
Took them to the humane society and guess what they said!?!?
They were TOO YOUNG and if i surrendered them, they'd kill them!
So, looks like I have some kittens!!!
I think I need to choose a different career pathway... Animals kind of come to me.
About 9 months ago I was driving and saw a turtle trying to cross the road... In the middle of nowhere. We kept him.
About 6 months ago I was driving and saw a baby chick in the middle of the road... I kept him as my first chicken.
2 weeks ago I had a dream I should go to the humane society. I did and adopted a hen for $2. They NEVER have chickens.
Last night I was coming home from a club at 12:30 in the morning. Stuck behind 3 cars, and my friend was driving behind me. Saw the car in front of me swerve away from something fuzzy in the middle of the road. I swerved after identifying them as 3 BABY KITTENS! watching in my rearview I didn't see my friend swerve. I said out loud to my 2 girlfriends in the car "Oh @$%#, there are 3 kittens in the middle of the road", flipped a U, and turned on my high-beams to find them. We found them (alive) as we watched another group on oncoming traffic QUICKLY approaching. My friend jumped out of the car before it could stop and snatched 3 kittens!
We stayed up most of the night trying to feed, bathe, and clean the junk out of their eyes... which were mostly stuck closed. They could barely move.
This morning they were nursed back to health, clean, and flea-free with FULL bellies (still they had NO meat on their bones, but will soon!) and ready to play!
Took them to the humane society and guess what they said!?!?
They were TOO YOUNG and if i surrendered them, they'd kill them!

So, looks like I have some kittens!!!
I think I need to choose a different career pathway... Animals kind of come to me.
