This morning when I opened the door to my chicken coop... and there he stood. The biggest, meanest, and nastiest red fox with my favorite big, puffy, bunny slippers in his mouth! I ran for my sling shot! And beaned him right in the kisser. He yelped and barked as I reloaded one more bean. Then he bolted between my legs, bunny slippers still held hostage. I had to get my cast iron pan then smaked his butt. He started to cry! Surprised, I knelt down by the fox and said, sarcastically, "Oh, did that really hurt?" "What do you want from me" I almost said, "you can live". The fox then got killed by a shot from my pocket pistol. Then, I looked over my shoulder, as I heard a strange noise like I've never heard before. I drew my handy dandy notebook, took brief descriptions, and copied the liscense-plate of the scooter. Then I noticed that I was in the middle of a strange black hole. I became frightened and yelled for help! Then weird chanting began that sounded like the cry from the fox that ate my most favorite kitten. "Dead foxes?," I dont think we imagine such otherworldly predators to bother us and our itty bitty fluffy bunny slippers! However, I was surrounded by millions of eerie glowing eyes coming from a dead fox army. They circled around the black hole and started chanting like Buddhist Monks. "Ommm my gosh, I took out the wrong policy and accidently killed rapper Fat Joe!" But that is not very cool. So I had to bury him. I buried him in my bedroom, where he immediately came back alive! I was so disgusted by his lack of hygeine. He was so smelly he actually made me puke. So I decided to eat him!! But I couldn't fit him in my little mouth!! So instead of eating him I threw him onto my dining table! Then I called weird Perez Hilton to come and take his ear and grab it for the foxes.
This morning when I opened the door to my chicken coop... and there he stood. The biggest, meanest, and nastiest red fox with my favorite big, puffy, bunny slippers in his mouth! I ran for my sling shot! And beaned him right in the kisser. He yelped and barked as I reloaded one more bean. Then he bolted between my legs, bunny slippers still held hostage. I had to get my cast iron pan then smaked his butt. He started to cry! Surprised, I knelt down by the fox and said, sarcastically, "Oh, did that really hurt?" "What do you want from me" I almost said, "you can live". The fox then got killed by a shot from my pocket pistol. Then, I looked over my shoulder, as I heard a strange noise like I've never heard before. I drew my handy dandy notebook, took brief descriptions, and copied the liscense-plate of the scooter. Then I noticed that I was in the middle of a strange black hole. I became frightened and yelled for help! Then weird chanting began that sounded like the cry from the fox that ate my most favorite kitten. "Dead foxes?," I dont think we imagine such otherworldly predators to bother us and our itty bitty fluffy bunny slippers! However, I was surrounded by millions of eerie glowing eyes coming from a dead fox army. They circled around the black hole and started chanting like Buddhist Monks. "Ommm my gosh, I took out the wrong policy and accidently killed rapper Fat Joe!" But that is not very cool. So I had to bury him. I buried him in my bedroom, where he immediately came back alive! I was so disgusted by his lack of hygeine. He was so smelly he actually made me puke. So I decided to eat him!! But I couldn't fit him in my little mouth!! So instead of eating him I threw him onto my dining table! Then I called weird Perez Hilton to come and take his ear and grab it for the foxes. The foxes were
This morning when I opened the door to my chicken coop... and there he stood. The biggest, meanest, and nastiest red fox with my favorite big, puffy, bunny slippers in his mouth! I ran for my sling shot! And beaned him right in the kisser. He yelped and barked as I reloaded one more bean. Then he bolted between my legs, bunny slippers still held hostage. I had to get my cast iron pan then smaked his butt. He started to cry! Surprised, I knelt down by the fox and said, sarcastically, "Oh, did that really hurt?" "What do you want from me" I almost said, "you can live". The fox then got killed by a shot from my pocket pistol. Then, I looked over my shoulder, as I heard a strange noise like I've never heard before. I drew my handy dandy notebook, took brief descriptions, and copied the liscense-plate of the scooter. Then I noticed that I was in the middle of a strange black hole. I became frightened and yelled for help! Then weird chanting began that sounded like the cry from the fox that ate my most favorite kitten. "Dead foxes?," I dont think we imagine such otherworldly predators to bother us and our itty bitty fluffy bunny slippers! However, I was surrounded by millions of eerie glowing eyes coming from a dead fox army. They circled around the black hole and started chanting like Buddhist Monks. "Ommm my gosh, I took out the wrong policy and accidently killed rapper Fat Joe!" But that is not very cool. So I had to bury him. I buried him in my bedroom, where he immediately came back alive! I was so disgusted by his lack of hygeine. He was so smelly he actually made me puke. So I decided to eat him!! But I couldn't fit him in my little mouth!! So instead of eating him I threw him onto my dining table! Then I called weird Perez Hilton to come and take his ear and grab it for the foxes. The foxes were swirling around outside
This morning when I opened the door to my chicken coop... and there he stood. The biggest, meanest, and nastiest red fox with my favorite big, puffy, bunny slippers in his mouth! I ran for my sling shot! And beaned him right in the kisser. He yelped and barked as I reloaded one more bean. Then he bolted between my legs, bunny slippers still held hostage. I had to get my cast iron pan then smaked his butt. He started to cry! Surprised, I knelt down by the fox and said, sarcastically, "Oh, did that really hurt?" "What do you want from me" I almost said, "you can live". The fox then got killed by a shot from my pocket pistol. Then, I looked over my shoulder, as I heard a strange noise like I've never heard before. I drew my handy dandy notebook, took brief descriptions, and copied the liscense-plate of the scooter. Then I noticed that I was in the middle of a strange black hole. I became frightened and yelled for help! Then weird chanting began that sounded like the cry from the fox that ate my most favorite kitten. "Dead foxes?," I dont think we imagine such otherworldly predators to bother us and our itty bitty fluffy bunny slippers! However, I was surrounded by millions of eerie glowing eyes coming from a dead fox army. They circled around the black hole and started chanting like Buddhist Monks. "Ommm my gosh, I took out the wrong policy and accidently killed rapper Fat Joe!" But that is not very cool. So I had to bury him. I buried him in my bedroom, where he immediately came back alive! I was so disgusted by his lack of hygeine. He was so smelly he actually made me puke. So I decided to eat him!! But I couldn't fit him in my little mouth!! So instead of eating him I threw him onto my dining table! Then I called weird Perez Hilton to come and take his ear and grab it for the foxes. The foxes were swirling around outside waiting for their
This morning when I opened the door to my chicken coop... and there he stood. The biggest, meanest, and nastiest red fox with my favorite big, puffy, bunny slippers in his mouth! I ran for my sling shot! And beaned him right in the kisser. He yelped and barked as I reloaded one more bean. Then he bolted between my legs, bunny slippers still held hostage. I had to get my cast iron pan then smaked his butt. He started to cry! Surprised, I knelt down by the fox and said, sarcastically, "Oh, did that really hurt?" "What do you want from me" I almost said, "you can live". The fox then got killed by a shot from my pocket pistol. Then, I looked over my shoulder, as I heard a strange noise like I've never heard before. I drew my handy dandy notebook, took brief descriptions, and copied the liscense-plate of the scooter. Then I noticed that I was in the middle of a strange black hole. I became frightened and yelled for help! Then weird chanting began that sounded like the cry from the fox that ate my most favorite kitten. "Dead foxes?," I dont think we imagine such otherworldly predators to bother us and our itty bitty fluffy bunny slippers! However, I was surrounded by millions of eerie glowing eyes coming from a dead fox army. They circled around the black hole and started chanting like Buddhist Monks. "Ommm my gosh, I took out the wrong policy and accidently killed rapper Fat Joe!" But that is not very cool. So I had to bury him. I buried him in my bedroom, where he immediately came back alive! I was so disgusted by his lack of hygeine. He was so smelly he actually made me puke. So I decided to eat him!! But I couldn't fit him in my little mouth!! So instead of eating him I threw him onto my dining table! Then I called weird Perez Hilton to come and take his ear and grab it for the foxes. The foxes were swirling around outside waiting for their chance to devour