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[TerriLaChicks]

they sent for help from their...

 

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homing pigeons that were very fast indeed...

 

[Majestic Lane Poultry]

they flew to Virginia with great speed....

 

[Luke0987654321]

okay, this is the story so far...

The weird and wonderfull life of Matilda and George

Once upon a time, there was a hen, her name was Matilda. Matilda loved to go broody when ever she liked to, so her owners had lots of little fuzzy butts running around. Sometimes Matilda would count her eggs before they hatched. One day Matilda decided she would take a trip with her chicks to the farm down the road, when they arrived there was a very hansom tabby cat. The cat crouched and prepared to have a sleep. the hen and her chicks went on and found a lovely EE rooster,
they all walked home together and huddled up in the hens nest, suddenly the sky darkened and a tornado started to do its damage, but the EE rooster dug a hole
in the ground and made a nest all in ten minutes!
matilda and her chicks were safe and sound, matilda
thought that the next time she went broody she would definitly
have the EE rooster as her chicks dad,they all settled down for the night. But.....lurking in the darkness was a big fat ugly racoon!!! the racoon dove for the chicks, but Matilda let out a bloodcurdling shriek that left the racoon deaf, the next morning matilda, the chicks and george
(EE rooster), decided that it wasnt safe to stay in their home territory, so they
set off to find a new home with Jack, the outcast donkey, who had recently won the lottery, and bought a huge spread out in Montana. Little did they realize that the donkey was actually an evil alien that was planning to take over the world. That night he kidnapped the EE rooster and made him his zombie slave with the help of the evil Silkie Voo Doo master. The evil silkie had an evil plan of his own for world domination. The silkies plan was to start a major restaurant chain that only eats white skinned chickens that came from blue eggs. However, there was a shortage of blue eggs from the hatchery so the evil voo doo silkies cooked the EE rooster and served him to The Alien donkey invader before his trip to Bora bora to buy a large incubator to fill with eggs When the alien donkey got half way to BoraBora he felt ill for eating the EE rooster and he vomited on the evil looking Squirrel, who then beat the alien donkey up. But the donkey Summoned a guy named Ike who used to sing with Tina, and he Said to them that he would kill everyone. matilda suddenly heard the EE rooster telling her to wake up!
it had all been a horrible nightmare!!
they had arrived at the luxury chicken resort on Barbados they were soo happy there, the chicks where feathering out well,
george and matilda had molted ages ago, everything was perfect as the sun went down over the horizon, Matilda sipping her pina colada on the sugar-coloured sands as she sat on her new clutch of eggs, and George squawked at the babies that it was time to get down from the palm tree matilda fell asleep, thinking what her new clutch of 8 eggs
would look like, she was a mil fleur d'uccle that was inlove
whith a EE rooster, what lovely chicks she would have! Suddenly, a crashing can be heard. Then a giant THUD shakes the earth beneath Matilda. Shivering, she peers over George's shoulder and sees a giant, wet something, heaving water through a hole in it's head. Matilda had never seen anything like it before. George, the highly intelligent EE rooster explained to Matilda that it was something called a doll-fin, a creature from the depths of the salty, wet, blue stuff. The doll-fin suddenly let out a ginormous torret of water and yelled "Help, I'm in labour and stranded on the beach!!!! so matilda sent her army of chicks and her hubby george to help them, she of course couldn't get up because of her eggs thay all were surprised to see that the doll-fin was actually an evil silkie in a doll-fin suit. The silkie pulled out an AK-47 and ordered Matilda and the EE rooster o strip naked and hand over all of their valuables. And to donate their latest clutch of eggs to the local soup kitchen for the holidays. But matilda, clever a she was, ordered george and the chicks to go fetch Big Papa, he was the biggest jersey giant in central america, so matilda watched on, as her family and Big Papa fought the evil ugly silke. They finally beat the silkie and he floated away in the ocean. Just then, Matilda's eggs started hatching And all of the chicks were Silkies because Matilda was having an affair with the evil Silkie. George was so upset he picked up the dead Silkie's AK-47 and burnt it, matilda was so embarassed, george and her decided to give the chicks to Big Papa, and start a new clutch of eggs together, the older chicks all found "barbadian" lovefriends.
matilda and george decided that they would buy an island for them selves to start a new life. Four weeks later Matilda and George had a new family, so they invited all of matildas previous chicks and their lovefriends to live on the island with them to begin a tourist trap nightclub Soon they found that there were "Others" on the island....after searching for a few days they found that these others were DUCKS! they called in the local chefs to catch them but the chefs where just not fast enough so they sent for help from their homing pigeons that were very fast indeed they flew to Virginia with great speed ...
to be continued...

 

[1lpoock]

with matilda and george in the beaks

 

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they recrooted all of the pigeons there and flew back to the island and their chicks...

 

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(anyone???)

 

[chickensioux]

Matilda, George, the chicks and the pigeons saw just how cute the ducks were so....

 

[Ec_Prokta]

They cooed over them until the chicks said...

 

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they had their faces surgically altered to look like ducks