A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

[The BlanchRanch]

Should we bring the fire pumper truck filled with holy water? A couple of those and a small army of chickens armed with super soakers. Don't worry ralph, we'll save you. Tell Mom she doesn't have to be scared.

 

[duluthralphie]

Get the pumper Blanch!!!

There are 2 chickadees sitting in the wire looking in...

OH NO!! a third one just landed on a feeder...

BRB, I need to go get a new pair of undies.

 

[galvinj]

I found something that might help you out:

 

[The BlanchRanch]

Just filled the truck and we have the chickens armed with the super soakers. Heading down to get the whole thing blessed now!

 

[The BlanchRanch]

So then the Blanch Ranch army headed off to the center of the universe with their super soakers at the ready and the pumper truck all loaded with holy water and manned by 5 daring chickens and their keeper.

A passing trooper saw this and started a chase! We went as fast as we could, meanwhile some of the chickens went to the very back of the pumper truck and let the trooper have it with a load of eggs and chicken poop completely blocking the troopers vision and causing him to spin out.
We left him in the dust on our heroic ride to save Ralphie and friends from the Zombie Chickadees.

Just as the Blanch Ranch Army topped the hill overlooking the center of the universe they saw.........

 

[duluthralphie]

So then the Blanch Ranch army headed off to the center of the universe with their super soakers at the ready and the pumper truck all loaded with holy water and manned by 5 daring chickens and their keeper.

A passing trooper saw this and started a chase! We went as fast as we could, meanwhile some of the chickens went to the very back of the pumper truck and let the trooper have it with a load of eggs and chicken poop completely blocking the troopers vision and causing him to spin out.
We left him in the dust on our heroic ride to save Ralphie and friends from the Zombie Chickadees.

Just as the Blanch Ranch Army topped the hill overlooking the center of the universe they saw.........

I never saw you at the center of the universe? Are you sure you took a left turn at the Togo bar?

 

[The BlanchRanch]

I guess we came over the hill and disappeared. Oh well.... I tried.

 

[duluthralphie]

I have not written about the "chickadee" for awhile now. It has been calm and quiet. BUT it happened today.

A chickadee sat on the wire outside the picture window and stared at me! I have no idea if it is the same one or a different one. To me all chickadees look alike, but he did have that crazy eyes thing going on.


To make matters worse a gold finch went to the other window and tried to sit on the ledge.....

Is it possible the two events are related? Is the harassment going to start again?

 

[enola]

I have wondered all summer of the zombie has a mate and raised a whole nest full of baby zombies . . .

 

[sourland]

Zombies can not mate.