A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

[sourland]

BBQJOE did teach me a new phrase - "Jesus jumping Christ on a cracker." Such verbage is totally foreign to me. Is it/ perhaps. a colloquialism?

 

[duluthralphie]

BBQJOE did teach me a new phrase - "Jesus jumping Christ on a cracker." Such verbage is totally foreign to me. Is it/ perhaps. a colloquialism?

Could be I had never heard it before.

 

[duluthralphie]

Another thread has me wondering a few things about these Chickadees that "haunt" my DW and I.


1) What is the milk fat content of Chickadee milk versus larger birds? ( you know like Jersey's have higher milkfat than Holstein..)

2) would it be safe to drink milk from this chickadee?

3) Would a milk product like Ice cream or cheese be safe to eat from this Chickadee?

4) Would one of you mind coming over and milking her, She sacres me too much to touch her..?

 

[LeafBlade12345]

Another thread has me wondering a few things about these Chickadees that "haunt" my DW and I.


1) What is the milk fat content of Chickadee milk versus larger birds? ( you know like Jersey's have higher milkfat than Holstein..)

2) would it be safe to drink milk from this chickadee?

3) Would a milk product like Ice cream or cheese be safe to eat from this Chickadee?

4)  Would one of you mind coming over and milking her, She sacres me too much to touch her..?

Milking a chickadee:

First, capture bird. Promise seed for milk. Squeeze chickadee over carton. Milk tastes very much like those sunflower seeds you planted last May.

Regards,
Leaf

 

[sourland]

Leaf, do not encourage him.

 

[duluthralphie]

I have been thinking about this. I need to hire a chickadee squeezer or a chickadee milkmaid..

I am afraid to touch them. I wonder what a "chickadee milkmaid" goes for?


I would assume it would be easier to find a chickadee squeezer at bar closing time. I sure hope they don't get bitten by the chickadee. I am not sure how I would explain I had to shoot the Chickadee squeezer for his own good and that of the general public..

Boy, chickadees are just an evil can of worms!

 

[LeafBlade12345]

Leaf, do not encourage him.

What? Me? Just giving help....

Regards,
Leaf

 

[LeafBlade12345]

I have been thinking about this.  I need to hire a chickadee squeezer or a chickadee milkmaid..

I am afraid to touch them.  I wonder what a "chickadee milkmaid" goes for?


I would assume it would be easier to find a chickadee squeezer at bar closing time.    I sure hope they don't get bitten by the chickadee. I am not sure how I would explain I had to shoot the Chickadee squeezer for his own good and that of the general public..

Boy, chickadees are just an evil can of worms!

Just put em in the blender. No more seed losses and free fertilizer! There should be a chickadee setting... Maybe we could patent it.

Regards,
Leaf

 

[sourland]

Ralphie, you have found a kindred spirit in Leaf. The two of you should not be allowed to play together.

 

[duluthralphie]

I am not sure, she seems to treat the chickadees with a nonchalant attitude. I am still deathly afraid of them.

Which reminds me I need to put some feed in their feeder before they become upset again.. I do not want them upset again!