A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

[galvinj]

I saw him the other day.

I am not sure how long he stayed, I passed out from fear, when I came to, he was gone.

I am thinking of wearing depends incase that happens again.

Depends only works for a #1, if he scares you enough to have a #2 you will have a mess on your hands and he will be watching you clean up the floor. This could lead to an emotional breakdown. Be smart, be strong, wear an adult diaper. You can win this battle!

 

[duluthralphie]

Depends only works for a #1, if he scares you enough to have a #2 you will have a mess on your hands and he will be watching you clean up the floor. This could lead to an emotional breakdown. Be smart, be strong, wear an adult diaper. You can win this battle!

Thanks, I guess I foolishly thought depends were an adult diaper, I will never make that mistake again. And thanks for the encouragement.



(the English teachers in the group are going nuts over starting a sentence with a conjunction.)

 

[duluthralphie]

I have found the whereabouts of the Zombie Chickadee..

MY son was awoken the other morning about 4:30 am. His cat was going nuts. The Chickadee was going back and forth between two windows in his house driving his cat nuts. The cat was hitting the window and screaming at the bird.

I tell you this chickadee is nothing to mess with. I am starting to worry there may actually be two or three of them like you guys said..

 

[The BlanchRanch]

The Chickadee is back in numbers! Dawn of the chickadee dead.

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, no! The virus is spreading further and further - and now they are taking out our best weapon against them, the cats! You don't suppose frogs can get the zombee chickadee virus, do you? There are a bunch of the little green guys all over our windows every night, and they are driving the cats crazy!

 

[enola]

Ralphie if you suspect there are several chickadees, simply catch one at a time and put a leg band on him. If you see another one catch him too. Be sure to put different colors on each banded chickadee.

 

[galvinj]

Time to start checking off items on the bucket list. We are approaching the end of mankind as we know it. A new dominant species will be taking over by air and land.

Hope this takes a while, I'm still waiting for my first eggs from my pullets and I would be seriously upset if I don't get to enjoy a fresh egg or two

 

[drumstick diva]

You need a bigger, stronger, weapon - Release the Kraken

 

[duluthralphie]

Time to start checking off items on the bucket list. We are approaching the end of mankind as we know it. A new dominant species will be taking over by air and land.

Hope this takes a while, I'm still waiting for my first eggs from my pullets and I would be seriously upset if I don't get to enjoy a fresh egg or two

I hesitate to suggest this, BUT if you want fresh eggs, you should go rob a chickadees nest. Be very careful the chickadee does not see you doing this, or we may never hear from you again.

There is not worse ending than becoming chickadee fodder!

 

[sourland]

Ralphie, and exactly why did you do that?