A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

[enola]

I watch zombies in action every day .......

 

[duluthralphie]

Oh no!! Watch out, if the zombies watch back you could become like me,,


Actually I am thinking of suing the makers of ZomBeavers.

They took my life story ( and my DW's) with a real life haunted animal and turned it into a joke a parody. My DW is so traumatized by what we saw, she is refusing to get out of bed today.

I have to refill my bird feeders today, but I am afraid to walk outside after that movie.

BTW My DW really hurt me, she claimed I only liked the movie because it showed topless young women.... I might have to sue her too. ( I was really hurt by this )

The zombie beaver were so realistic looking and their movements so life like... but the zombie bear was way too fake... Anyways I am contacting a lawyer today someone will be sued by 6pm central time.

 

[Bunnylady]

You'd better move fast, or the chickadee might get to the lawyer before you do. It might sue you for defamation of character, or something.

 

[duluthralphie]

You'd better move fast, or the chickadee might get to the lawyer before you do. It might sue you for defamation of character, or something.

I think the chickadee and I should pair up and sue the movie people together!

 

[sourland]

Ralphie, your posts are making me think that perhaps you and the chick a dee have 'teamed up'.

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote: Why don't you go out there and discuss it with him - I'm sure he'd greet your ideas with open wings (and maybe beak!)

 

[duluthralphie]

Why don't you go out there and discuss it with him - I'm sure he'd greet your ideas with open wings (and maybe beak!)

I am afraid to talk to him, I admit it..

I am thinking of having a lawyer talk to him for me, after all if the lawyer is eliminated the world is a better place, BUT me, I am important to the world,,,,


(come on lawyers get a sense of humor)....

 

[galvinj]

Worm wood....?

I agree. Watch the movie Wormwood it will answer all your Zombie questions. Make sure the chickadee isn't peeking in. Sorry, no topless women in the movie.

 

[duluthralphie]

I never knew there was a movie called worm wood.

I thought BC meant the chickadee ate some worm wood.. (WHICH IS TERRIBLE STUFF) my Grandma use to make an ointment out of it and a tea to cure....EVERYTHING.... one little whiff and you never claimed to be sick again,.

 

[sourland]

Today I was watering the plants on the deck when a chick-a-dee landed on the railing and glared at me. It was soon joined by another and thinking of you I became increasingly nervous. Then I noticed that the bird bath/fountain on the deck was low on water. I refilled it, they drank, glared at me again and left.

I will never let it get low on water - never again.