I love your chicken stories, I hope you keep them coming as they make me feel normal lol. I too sit with my girls and have a beverage or 3 they don't seem to mind. None of my girls sit on my lap or shoulder, the best I get is when they follow me around or come running for treats. I have had many broody hens this summer and have 11 chicks right now with most of the chicks having two mothers. My serema (spelling) Steve (oh she's a hen, long story) just showed up with 5 of the smallest chicks I have ever seen, so adorable. My EE's are very standoffish but are good layers, I would say my production reds are the sweetest. I am a chicken lover (not to be confused with hoarder) I have production reds and blacks, BA, Barndelvers, cuckoo marans, deuccles, seremas, EE's, Ermonots, NJ, WE, GLW, Cochin and lots of mutts to me they are all beauties. Keep the stories coming, no one listens to me about my chickens either, people who don't have chickens don't understand chicken talk lol.