A Duck naming conversation with my wife

[HeWhoChickens]

Wife: Maybe we should get ducks
Me: Let's wait till we get the chickens and they are settled in first. Then think about it
Wife: What would you name the ducks if we got some?
Me: Hmm.....Ritz & Triscuit (evil grin)
Wife: What? Why?
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Me: Because they are Quackers...
Wife: (Stunned Silence)

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Pretty quick on your feet!