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This is hysterical!!! Here's some for Ohio:
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (Uh...hello...there are no whales in Lake Erie!!!)
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal. (So much for the lifeguard on duty sign...)
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. (Bay Village OH) There ARE no cows!
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. (Take a newspaper if you're in Bexley OH!)
It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendents permission.
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
Its illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. (SERIOUSLY?????)
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
North Canton - It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Its illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a mans picture.
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
You may not run out of gas.
This is hysterical!!! Here's some for Ohio:
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (Uh...hello...there are no whales in Lake Erie!!!)
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal. (So much for the lifeguard on duty sign...)
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. (Bay Village OH) There ARE no cows!
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. (Take a newspaper if you're in Bexley OH!)
It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendents permission.

Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
Its illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. (SERIOUSLY?????)
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

North Canton - It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Its illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a mans picture.
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
You may not run out of gas.