One day about 2-3 months ago, Lilac didn't come home. I feared the worst. Oscar and Emmet fought terribly over Gigi. The one day Gigi didn't come home either.
The two males having no one to fight over started getting along better. Then, as I was pondering placing a personal ad for these 2 widowers, "Loud obnoxious, lavender male seeks lavender female for long walks, eating grasshoppers, and making noise. 'I should have been named Napoleon' " And "Widowed white professional male seeks female who wears lots of make up, sings lovely songs, and wears polka dots, for long term relationship and commitment." Emmett vanishes too...
A day or two later, I see Oscar very chivalrously escorting his fair Gigi all around the farm.
Then, a couple days ago, I see the other two missing guineas - chasing grasshoppers, singing drinking songs, and having a grand time.
Where the two ladies went,
- I'm just really really glad they came home.

The two males having no one to fight over started getting along better. Then, as I was pondering placing a personal ad for these 2 widowers, "Loud obnoxious, lavender male seeks lavender female for long walks, eating grasshoppers, and making noise. 'I should have been named Napoleon' " And "Widowed white professional male seeks female who wears lots of make up, sings lovely songs, and wears polka dots, for long term relationship and commitment." Emmett vanishes too...

A day or two later, I see Oscar very chivalrously escorting his fair Gigi all around the farm.

Then, a couple days ago, I see the other two missing guineas - chasing grasshoppers, singing drinking songs, and having a grand time.
Where the two ladies went,
