This thread is cracking me up. I am one of those people that just seems to compel others to tell me their life stories in the grocery store line. Yesterday, I had this guy behind me yacking his head off about his horrible wife and children, standing about 1 1/2 inches from my face. I kept backing up and moving aside, etc., when this huge biker dude comes up and yells at the dude to back off! Me and my life, I tell ya.