A take off of the "Have you ever _________?" game

[little farmer]

HYE had me over!!!!?? (ha, this is supposed to be for chickens 4 ever)

 

[goosehead]

no

HYE had an ancona (chicken)?

 

[Marty1876]

no, but I've got a flock of Ancona ducks.

Have you ever caught a flying chicken?

 

[goosehead]

I think so...

HYE stepped on a chickens foot?

 

[cheeka]

no, thankfully

hye had a chicken "sneeze" millet in your face?

 

[goosehead]

no

HYE watched a goat eat her snot??

 

[cheeka]

ew

no

hye seen a dog with a tongue so long she can lick the goobers out of her eyes?

 

[goosehead]

well our Anatolian Shepherd has a super long tongue....

HYE had meat chickens?

 

[cheeka]

yes, but not since the 1990's

hye heard the worlds shortest poem? take a guess anyway.... if you feel like it

 

[Marty1876]

probobly

HYE bathed a chicken?