Once there was a man named Fred Smith who owned a store in the middle of a large city. Things were going along well until someone opened another store to the left of his with an enormous sign that read "BEST DEALS". Another competitor opened a store to his right with a big sign that read "LOWEST PRICES". Both the other stores were very close to Fred's, with only a few inches between them and his. When business started dropping, Fred panicked. But then he had an idea. Putting up a huge sign, bigger than both the others, he painted onto it "MAIN ENTRANCE"
