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This is a hard one to get. About a year ago I discovered how evil silkies truly are
when I had a few of them. Some will attack you and others are lap chickens that
steal your love and affection. After further discussing this with many other people
who have had silkies we discovered there is actually a conspiracy, created by the
silkie nation, to take over the world.
I know this sounds ridiculous but if you analyze the explosion in population and
the complete control they hold over their owners you will see something is wrong.
Then when you factor in that guys like me, who have eaten silkie, have a flock of silkies
and continue to hatch silkie eggs it gets even deeper. There is even a member
here named LittleChickenRacingTeam who has dedicated an entire wing of his estate
to his flock, a few of which are silkies, the rest of which are superintelligent bantams.
It's a very scary thing.