All this insanity and a broody too!

[sourland]

OMG this may be a result of my doing the "Easter Bunny Threat." Wonder what may be going on at Gritty's? Hope those cows aren't going broody. Could you even imagine that "broody poop"?

 

[ranchhand]

Hey, does anyone know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?

 

[sourland]

I'm afraid to ask, but if it is the story that I was told- That story is not true. It's a nasty rumor started by Donald duck that the Easter bunny is having an affair with the chickens. Donald is the one who is guilty.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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He's just shy where he lays them I guess.

 

[Imp]

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[ranchhand]

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No bubble gum cigar, but close. The rumor is true. The Easter bunny is a rake and rogue, but his momma taught him to never kiss and tell.

He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with the hens. So he hides those eggs very carefully. I wonder what the fertility rate is........

 

[ranchhand]

Ooooh! Everybody send their Easter eggs to Gritty!

 

[sourland]

Im still concerned about the possibility of those broody cows. Now that could create a real mess.

 

[ranchhand]

Hip waders and a big shovel?

 

[Imp]

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Cows lay eggs?