American Gamefowl

[shawluvsbirds]

I had this one friend that went nutso getting her kids pictures taken like every two months or so. She always give me their pictures. . every time. Not just wallets either. . Some of them in 5×7 or 8×10! After a while I'm just like. .
Really? What am I supposed to do with all these. I had more pictures of her kids than my own. After a couple years.. I finally gathered them all up and give them back to her. That was awkward. . but it felt better than throwing them away.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I did? I don't even know who that is or what song it was. I must've been really under whelmed.

Don’t know who Burl Ives is?

Two words: Duck Person

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Don’t know who Burl Ives is?

Two words: Duck Person

I am a duck person.
what does that have to do with the price of rice in China?

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I am a duck person.
what does that have to do with the price of rice in China?

Oh...well speaking of awkward ... duck people are weird ...

I thought you knew

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Oh...well speaking of awkward ... duck people are weird ...

I thought you knew

Weird people are the best kind of people!

Well. . unless your a stalkerish could have a body in your basement kind of weird.

 

[roosterhavoc]

how do you not know who Burl Ives is?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

how do you not know who Burl Ives is?

Don't know. I googled. . apparently he is one of those old timey Christmas caroling types that make my ears bleed in the grocery store.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Don't know. I googled. . apparently he is one of those old timey Christmas caroling types that make my ears bleed in the grocery store.

He only sings the most famous Christmas songs.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Christmas party at the old folks home today.
Talk about depressing.
None of the people's family's came . . just me and my mom for my grandpa.
About 16 elderly people sitting around in a circle for a half hour looking at each other with nothing to do. . no entertainment or anything. Radio played some Christmas music but that was it.
A piece of dirt skinny Santa finally came in without a single ho ho ho . .handed the gifts to a staff member who give them to the residents then he left without a single Merry Christmas.
Finally someone came and handed out cookies and punch. Old people trying to hold a plate of cookies on their lap and not spill. . that was a genius plan.
I hope I die before I have to go live there.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Don't know. I googled. . apparently he is one of those old timey Christmas caroling types that make my ears bleed in the grocery store.

I think he smoked a lot of stogies to get that voice...