American Gamefowl

[roosterhavoc]

I will trade this thing for one fine possum skin? Any takers?

His name is Beauregard.

 

[roosterhavoc]

I came out of the chicken coop and I see this grinner slurping mulberries off the ground....

I tried to put the sneak on her... was gonna try and tap her with the toe of my boot to “count coup”... but she caught me in her rear view mirror when I was a few feet away...

I asked her if she wanted to be on the chicken people website... and she just smiled...

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That beast is exceptionally ugly.

 

[SOHC-FTW]

I will trade this thing for one fine possum skin? Any takers?
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His name is Beauregard.

That's a nice duck ya got there ya may can ask for some boot....

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I will trade this thing for one fine possum skin? Any takers?
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His name is Beauregard.

Two problems with that offer...

1) I just set 9 duck eggs under a broody tonight
2) I let that exceptionally ugly beast walk

 

[roosterhavoc]

That's a nice duck ya got there ya may can ask for some boot....

 

[SOHC-FTW]

Boot=cash on top usually.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Boot=cash on top usually.

Buddy I don’t speak Appalachia?

 

[SOHC-FTW]

It's alright we can't all be awesome I won't hold it against ya.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I will trade this thing for one fine possum skin? Any takers?
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His name is Beauregard.

YES!!
Give me a day or two. To find my opossum killin club.
Wait. . can it have a hole in it?
Gun would be easier.
Or. . I trap it you, bring the duck and do the deed.

 

[roosterhavoc]

YES!!
Give me a day or two. To find my opossum killin club.
Wait. . can it have a hole in it?
Gun would be easier.
Or. . I trap it you, bring the duck and do the deed.

I’m gonna need said possum to be skinned and stretched or no deal. Just make sure he’s not “playin possum” before poking him with a sharp knife.