your post confused me:
Coon puppy:
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Hillbilly dress:
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I thunk and thunk about sitting under a tree in a little denim and plaid number whining like a walker pup... and just couldn’t figure how that was gonna make me feel alive... and certainly not the cheapest way, since I’d have to buy that dress in my size...
... then I remembered you call goggle-eyes something different so figured something was lost in translation ...
...so I ran this by my neighbor down the road a piece who lived in Chicago for 20 years and he said you meant put on some camo duds and squall like a coon kit.... makes more sense now... but I kinda already warmed up to the idea of wearing that dress