American Gamefowl

[roosterhavoc]

As long as it’s real... I might just think you’re trying too hard, but I’ll leave you be

If it’s one of those plush stuffed animal hats that I see grown folks wearing, Ill jerk if off your head and stomp on it, then pick it up and give it back to you and say... “thank goodness I came along that critter almost got ya!”

Lol, ok I don’t actually do that ...that’s what I want to do though...

....on kids they’re cute... teenagers I give a pass on....after 20 it makes people look like they wandered out of a care facility

It’s a sore subject... by wife has a bear one

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There’s a thin line between paying homage to the mountain men of yesteryear and looking like a total doofus. Would it help if I told you I was buying a tin of Copenhagen?

 

[OhZark Biddies]

....Would it help if I told you I was buying a tin of Copenhagen?

Probably not... if it was a bag of ‘Mail Pouch’ I’d feel better about it... although I don’t think they make that anymore...

Really I think you’d have to ride up to the store on a mule for that hat to really work for me, lol

A pre 50s pickup would be acceptable too... but there would need to be a mean looking woman riding shotgun... and the truck would have to be a straight up survivor ... no rat rods, lower riders, or otherwise tricked out mods...

The exception would be if you smelled skunky enough to make folks shuffle out of line in front of you... then that hat works everywhere

 

[roosterhavoc]

I can do Levi garret and Lancaster?
Hillbillies I swear.
Actually I stroll around in the woods looking like I don’t belong. If I wasn’t wearing rubber britches I’d look like I was up to no good.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I can do Levi garret and Lancaster?
Hillbillies I swear.
Actually I stroll around in the woods looking like I don’t belong. If I wasn’t wearing rubber britches I’d look like I was up to no good.

Never had Lancaster.... I don’t like the sweet stuff...

mail pouch was straight leaf... no extras... been at least 15 years since I’ve seen it though....

Copenhagen or skoal straight (reddish can) was what I preferred, when I preferred it... these days I buy a can about every other year... use half and then I’m done for a couple years... lol

I think walking the woods is a fine use...

other acceptable events for sporting the yote hood, would be:

Scaring kids at sleep overs, costume parties, local political rallies, shoveling snow, mowing the lawn for the first time in the spring, church revivals, and answering the door to greet solicitors, lol

 

[roosterhavoc]

Never had Lancaster.... I don’t like the sweet stuff...

mail pouch was straight leaf... no extras... been at least 15 years since I’ve seen it though....

Copenhagen or skoal straight (reddish can) was what I preferred, when I preferred it... these days I buy a can about every other year... use half and then I’m done for a couple years... lol

I think walking the woods is a fine use...

other acceptable events for sporting the yote hood, would be:

Scaring kids at sleep overs, costume parties, local political rallies, shoveling snow, mowing the lawn for the first time in the spring, church revivals, and answering the door to greet solicitors, lol

Straight garbage.
I can get behind wearing it for solicitors, church revivals, and mowing the lawn. I’m not a big fan of politics, I don’t have any pavement to shovel and there’s slim chance any parent is letting their kids sleep over my house. They’ll go home with a pocket knife party favor, a few chickens and a bad attitude.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Straight garbage.
I can get behind wearing it for solicitors, church revivals, and mowing the lawn. I’m not a big fan of politics, I don’t have any pavement to shovel and there’s slim chance any parent is letting their kids sleep over my house. They’ll go home with a pocket knife party favor, a few chickens and a bad attitude.

You should open a day care

Btw, Nobody bums a dip from that red can

 

[shawluvsbirds]

The are small quite rounds for a .22. Not a lot of power, but enough for small things and quite.

I was talking about the pellet gun. . those are just pellets.
They do kill. . just gotta get a good shot.
I'm not always that good

Seems quite useless to me. If a .22 bothers someone they are just complaining to complain or need to be in a home already. Most likely though they need to grow a pair.

Ya. .trouble is I live in a small town where everyone sticks their nose in.
We aren't even supposed to shoot the pellet guns in town.
. . . we've been warned.. Numerous times.
Last summer a neighbor down the street went to jail for shooting a coyote that was prowling around.
No joke.
They wounded it and neighbors called the cops. It ended up at our house and conservation guy showed up and had to borrow MY gun to shoot it. Seriously?

We have to be very careful. I can't wait to move. I should not have started this bird habit here. . should've moved first.

As long as it’s real... I might just think you’re trying too hard, but I’ll leave you be

If it’s one of those plush stuffed animal hats that I see grown folks wearing, Ill jerk if off your head and stomp on it, then pick it up and give it back to you and say... “thank goodness I came along that critter almost got ya!”

Lol, ok I don’t actually do that ...that’s what I want to do though...

....on kids they’re cute... teenagers I give a pass on....after 20 it makes people look like they wandered out of a care facility

It’s a sore subject... by wife has a bear one

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I know right. Those are cute on kids but .. ..
I better
I don't wanna insult havoc. I bet he has a collection of them.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

And to top it off I work with the conservation agents wife. . . so double careful there.
He is pretty nice but he has to do his job.
He has no problem with us killing something after our birds but that doesn't override the no discharging of firearms in town.
And he wants us to call him and tell him if we kill something.

 

[roosterhavoc]

I was talking about the pellet gun. . those are just pellets.
They do kill. . just gotta get a good shot.
I'm not always that good


Ya. .trouble is I live in a small town where everyone sticks their nose in.
We aren't even supposed to shoot the pellet guns in town.
. . . we've been warned.. Numerous times.
Last summer a neighbor down the street went to jail for shooting a coyote that was prowling around.
No joke.
They wounded it and neighbors called the cops. It ended up at our house and conservation guy showed up and had to borrow MY gun to shoot it. Seriously?

We have to be very careful. I can't wait to move. I should not have started this bird habit here. . should've moved first.


I know right. Those are cute on kids but .. ..
I better
I don't wanna insult havoc. I bet he has a collection of them.

I’ve never seen anyone other than a small kid wearing those. If I ever saw an adult I’d definitely have to say something.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Some conservation officers/game wardens are good but some are useless. Most can’t tell the damn difference between a widgeon and a pintail. They spend most of their time here chasing the pumpkin suits and running down dirt bikes for tearing up the Wmas. Which is totally fine with me. They actually do a pretty good job of tracking down idiots that dump construction waste in the woods too.
Occasionally they deal with some clown that shot his buddy with birdshot pheasant hunting and checking for trout stamps on stocked streams.
Overall knowing the actual regulations is less important than looking like a special forces park ranger.