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Is there really a Chuck Norris on here? Well I’ll be damned. 

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I think it’s a rooster cause it chases me all around the yard beating me unmercifully about the buttocks. Don’t let his size fool you he can get some air. Coming at me like Liu Kang with a bicycle kick. What should I do?
I tried that he bit me repeatedly like a possessed pit bull!Try cuddling.
I thinks it might be look at those waddles and crown! I don't thinks he supposed to have that black/brown on the legs or beak so I think something is wrong with him. He could use some vegetables and garlic that will clear right up.
He's got a mean look in his eye too, I think he needs some peepers so you can't see those mean eyes.
If all else fails re home him but you need to make sure he's not going to be ate or used for nefarious shifty purposes.
Kudos to you for asking the *experts for help!! Is vet care an option? Can you post pictures of the rooster, your coop setup, wife, meatloaf and anything else you feel will be necessary to help this poor rooster survive. I don’t have much experience so I’ll tag someone that can help. @shawluvsbirds , @chucknorris , @rickmoranis
I’m so sorry you have to deal with this. We’re here for you!
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WR has already given EXCELLENT advice.
Don't let my trophy points and reaction score fool you.
I don't even have chickens!
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I made a mistake somewhere and I culled hard to keep it from spreading. I lost good birds but its better then loosing all the birdsIt happens bud from egg to mature birds ya gotta start somewhere though. If ya get reliable healthy birds it seems that’s a big win within itself. All you read is sicknesses how can I treat or I lost 634 chickens to a varmint I think I’ll relocate It when I catch it or hope it doesn’t come back for another buffet.
Try being more nice and offer treatsI think it’s a rooster cause it chases me all around the yard beating me unmercifully about the buttocks. Don’t let his size fool you he can get some air. Coming at me like Liu Kang with a bicycle kick. What should I do?
Whoa! The experts say hand feeding creates mean roosters? Which advice do I follow? I’ve been making sure they give me my space cause I’m in charge around this joint!Try being more nice and offer treats
If you were more popular you would know. you have to be nicer to people and post more meatloaf pictures to get them.What are trophy points and reaction scores?