Carrie has great legs.
I am so pleased that David Cook won.
Ryan Seacrest: And your new American Idol is......David Archuletta!
Archie Dorkfish: *thinks "Omg, people are talking to me!"* *giggles like a school boy* *squints and looks down at the floor all embarassed like* *trying to think of something to say that doesn't make him look like a dorkfish* * giggles like a school girl* *blushes some more* Wow. this is..Wow. *giggles somemore while his big dorkfish-like lips flop around like a jello pudding snack*