And the award for 'Best Use of a Spear Gun' goes to.....

[CATRAY44]

 

[miss_jayne]

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yes. yes we so can!

 

[Frizzledhen]

This thread is awsomely hilarious. It shows what can happen when a sassy member of the group (you know, sassy, sassy, sassy) looses the brakes on her imagination. A few days ago I posted about the raccoon that killed 47 of my chicks and had the nerve to come back the next day and take out 5 more of my chickens. My intent was to leave everyone guessing about the secret weapon. Sassy MJ guessed a harpoon. I just thought that was a little bit of an overkill and suggested that maybe a spear gun would work better. I did not say it was a spear gun. Anyway, I was banned from being on the computer because of the pinched nerve in my neck and the pain it caused in my arm. Now that I am back, WOW, I am a hero! I have done great things, people look up to me, I am the all mighty coon spearing granny.

The truth of the matter is I was just trying to be funny. First I don't own a coon hound, just look below, it says chihuahuas and a sheltie. The chis did tell me that they would take the coon out but I told them to just stay out of the way. The sheltie herded the chis back to the house. I did run to the house after seeing a very distinct carving on one of the rafters. The carving had nothing to do with what I did in the house. I just added that for suspense. When I returned to the barn the coon got what it was asking for and never more will it laugh at me or eat any of my chickens.
MJ you are a bright light in my life, a God send. You are one of the most amazing ladies I have ever met. Now let's get together and write a book.

 

[CMV]

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I look forward to reading it.

 

[CATRAY44]

Me too... I think you could do a whole series for children, staring MOnkey!

 

[Boyd]

 

[miss_jayne]

we love you Gayle! you're the best!
i am just glad that you are feeling better and you are a God send to me too.

Monkey, Mighty dog of Mystery. Saving Chickens One day at Time!