Are there any other Moslems on BYC?

[saddina]

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Goood good then my evil plot to take over the world with fluffy bunnies is working! muhahahahahaha ha.

I might be all right with that if the fluffy bunnies are made of chocolate.

His name is Mocha, and he's soo ready to cuddle you into oblivion.

 

[Laurieks]

I might be all right with that if the fluffy bunnies are made of chocolate.

rofl... have you seen the Axe commercial with the guy made of chocolate?... he gets bit on the rear by a girl on the bus.

We don't care for Axe, but we loved that clip.
And... you did too hijack it

And.... I grew up Unitarian, and now spend my days off with my animals. I love turkish coffee, brazilian lemonade, food from all over, and most people.

...I love pretty much everybody.

Dances!​

 

[Omran]

I am too, but ofcourse I respect all other religions,
I say this
Religion is for God and the Land for everyone.

 

[GrayDragon]

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My mind is pretty open. As long as you believe pirates are superior to ninjas, we'll get along fine.

I think that you and I are going to have to start a war! Pirates over ninja, no way!

Bloody heathen! How dare you spew such blasphemies! May you be cursed to drink only Budwieser and Miller until the end of day!

 

[Hippie Chickie]

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I think that you and I are going to have to start a war! Pirates over ninja, no way!

Bloody heathen! How dare you spew such blasphemies! May you be cursed to drink only Budwieser and Miller until the end of day!

Wow Gray Dragon you are pretty harsh. Bud and Miller. Ughh

And everyone knows that pirates are supperior to ninjas in every way.

 

[RedStarDaddy]

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That.

RSD

 

[CoyoteMagic]

Paganism with a twist here, lol. I have walked many different paths to reach the one I am now on. According to my mother I'm going to, well, you know, but I'm having fun along the way.

I wrote this poem for a young man awhile back when he was having trouble at school because of his wiccan beliefs.

What is Religion?

Why do you look at me with such disdain?
I see much anger and fear in your eyes.
Why do you fear me?
What have I done to you?
Or is it your own lack of understanding,
that brings your fear?
Is it my difference you do not understand and fear?
Are we so different?
Do you not search for understanding?
Do you not seek the answers why?
Do you not express your spirit in the way that you have learned?
Do I call what you do wrong?


You find your understanding within the walls of a church,
I find mine within all that the Creator has made.
You come to worship your god on Sunday morning,
I worship mine, morning, noon and night.


Is not your god my god?
Was not the god of Abraham also the god of Muhammad?
Was not the god of Buddah also the god of Jesus?
Do you not call to your god in times of sorrow?
So do I.
Do you not praise your god for the blessings bestowed upon you?
So do I.
Have you not cursed your god when your wishes were not fullfilled?
Sadly, so have I.

Do you believe me to be evil?
And yet my first "commandment" is to do no harm.
You preach of forgiveness,
Yet condemn what you don't understand.
Look into my heart, that is where my god resides.
He has taught me not to hate you for being different,
But to love you for who you are.
Has not yours taught you the same?

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Oh yeah, Welcome to the Funny Farm!!

 

[GrayDragon]

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The belief that Miller/Bud can be honored with the designation of the term 'beer' is worthy of nothing less than the most severe condemnation a human can offer another human.


And the belief that a Ninja can, in any way, be superior to a Pirate is double so.


My brethren remember these sacred words:


Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the C. P. line
But times got tough, and though I tried, the money wasn't there
The bankers came and took my land and told me, "Fair is fair"
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!" (Ha ha!)
The government, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum

/ G - CD7 G / C G D - / 1st / C G D G /
/ Em - A - / Em - D - / Em - A - / Em - D - /

Then I thought, who gives a darn if all the jobs are gone
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan! (Arr!)

/ C - - - / A - D D7 /

{Refrain:}
And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), farmers bar yer doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

/ G - CD7 G / C G D - / 1st / C G D G /

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole the fertilizer
Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomach's are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge, and knock 'em cold, and sail off with their hay

{Refrain}

Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He'd follow on the shoreline 'cause he didn't own a boat
But the cutbacks were a-comin' and the Mountie lost his job
So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob
A swingin' sword, a skull-and-bones, and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!)
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea
If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me! (Arr!)

{Refrain}

Well, the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
I hear in north Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort MacKay
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way
Well, winter is a-comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime, but now I've got to go
I hear there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico

{Refrain}

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores! (2x)


All else is falsehoods.


Also, remember these sacred words:

There is no topic so serious that somewhere out there, someone doesn't think both sides are being ridiculous. No matter which Priest, Rabbi, Atheist, Dali and Iman walk into a bar, someone thinks it's all a joke.

 

[Hippie Chickie]

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The belief that Miller/Bud can be honored with the designation of the term 'beer' is worthy of nothing less than the most severe condemnation a human can offer another human.


And the belief that a Ninja can, in any way, be superior to a Pirate is double so.


Also, remember these sacred words:

There is no topic so serious that somewhere out there, someone doesn't think both sides are being ridiculous. No matter which Priest, Rabbi, Atheist, Dali and Iman walk into a bar, someone thinks it's all a joke.

Point in fact: the odd little twist this topic has taken. By the way this is a line from my favorite solstice song.
You find magic in your God,
We find magic everywhere
It's by a quirky gal named Dar Williams called "The Christians and the Pagans"

edited b/c I still can't type when tired.

 

[sundance]

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I'm Jewish and I did not know I was trolling, so please accept my apoligys, (for trolling) not for being jewish