are you sure you want it?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Bawkadoodledoo, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    PREGNANCY

    A temporary, usually non-fatal condition involving a parasitic embryo, a host female, and a disinterested third party (usually a father). The embryo attaches itself to the inside of the female's uterus and feeds off of her blood and other bodily fluids, growing very rapidly, much like a tapeworm, only rounder. Fortunately, the parasite usually detaches itself (See: KIDNEY STONES for a description of the pain involved in this process.) within 8-9 months, after which its parasitic tendencies become largely financial in nature.

    Fortunately, we now know that pregnancy is entirely preventable simply by staying home on Friday and Saturday nights.

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