BackYardChicken-BYC sounds like a chicken!

I am known in these here parts for carrying on lengthy conversations with my hens. Most figger I'm nuts... ok maybe just my wife says I'm completely out of my mind, but they really do understand a lot of what I'm saying. In fact I get most of my financial and relationship advice from them. I reckon on starting an agony-aunt column, ghost written by the chickens. Think about it, world peace in no time!
 
When I go out to them with treats or not.. I say in a high pitched tone... CHHHHIIICCKKKEEEEENNSSS!!! This is also me....
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I hear chickens in the UK can quote Yeats on demand. Mine can barely get through a few lines of the modern American humorists before slipping back into hillbilly slang. I made little desks for them for poetry classes but it's darned hard to get them to pay attention, especially the classics and Latin. I'm going to try a little Kerouac and some Steinbeck. Maybe I have beat chickens?

Edit: When I went into the coop a minute ago, one of them had a book hidden under a wing that fell out. It was a copy of Chicken Catcher in the Rye. Explains everything. ..
 
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I hear chickens in the UK can quote Yeats on demand. Mine can barely get through a few lines of the modern American humorists before slipping back into hillbilly slang. I made little desks for them for poetry classes but it's darned hard to get them to pay attention, especially the classics and Latin. I'm going to try a little Kerouac and some Steinbeck. Maybe I have beat chickens?

Edit: When I went into the coop a minute ago, one of them had a book hidden under a wing that fell out. It was a copy of Chicken Catcher in the Rye. Explains everything. ..
Pfftt, your doing well. I can't drag mine away from the computer. I mention books and I get that, you're just so old school look.:lol:
 
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