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Date: 2008-09-08, 7:58PM EDT
Hello.
I am planning tonight to take over the world via the use of a bagless vacuum cleaner and a giant washing machine. However, my assistant has brought to my attention a minor setback of little importance, but still fair relevance: it will be difficult to acquire a duck and a hose at this hour to complete our plan.
I am therefor seeking one duck, mallard preferably; and one slightly used garden hose. I am in need of these as soon as possible, so please respond tonight if you can. An Acme delivery truck can be at your home in a matter of minutes to retrieve the package.
Please, no garden hoses that have had golf balls sucked through them, the stretching causes them to collapse or balloon under stress. I will, however, like a, uhmm... word... with your girlfriend next week when I rule the world.
Thank you for your assistance.
Location: Acme Labs
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 833160173
baltimore craigslist > items wanted
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Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-09-08, 7:58PM EDT
Hello.
I am planning tonight to take over the world via the use of a bagless vacuum cleaner and a giant washing machine. However, my assistant has brought to my attention a minor setback of little importance, but still fair relevance: it will be difficult to acquire a duck and a hose at this hour to complete our plan.
I am therefor seeking one duck, mallard preferably; and one slightly used garden hose. I am in need of these as soon as possible, so please respond tonight if you can. An Acme delivery truck can be at your home in a matter of minutes to retrieve the package.
Please, no garden hoses that have had golf balls sucked through them, the stretching causes them to collapse or balloon under stress. I will, however, like a, uhmm... word... with your girlfriend next week when I rule the world.
Thank you for your assistance.
Location: Acme Labs
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 833160173
