band jokes

[ducklingsweety]

hey! this a thread for all band jokes, good, corny, and just plain hilarios! all BYC rules apply




how many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
one, and he doesnt need to turn it because the world revolves around him~

 

[3ChickensNADuck]

What's up?

Chicken butt.

 

[ducklingsweety]

What's up?

Chicken butt.

thats not even a band joke

 

[3ChickensNADuck]

My bad, I thought the post said bad jokes, my screen is broken.

Why are some notes good to cut with?

Cause they're always sharp.


What did the drummer say to the bass player?

Tap tap tap, BA bam bam bam boom

 

[ducklingsweety]

My bad, I thought the post said bad jokes, my screen is broken.

Why are some notes good to cut with?

Cause they're always sharp.


What did the drummer say to the bass player?

Tap tap tap, BA bam bam bam boom

how do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and miss every note!

 

[fikeyismybaby]

What did the sharp say when it ran into the flat?




Whoops! That was an 'accidental'.

 

[tootsieroll1301]

My bad, I thought the post said bad jokes, my screen is broken.

Why are some notes good to cut with?

Cause they're always sharp.


What did the drummer say to the bass player?

Tap tap tap, BA bam bam bam boom

Ha Ha! I know so many bad jokes I could start a thread on them!

 

[The Dixie Chick]

I play trombone! Lol French horn one was funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the flute recital!