Best joke

[TM Chickens]

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[geosheets]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

















You 'neak up on it...

 

[hobbyfarmrookie]

How do you catcha tame rabbit?




Tame way unique up on it.

 

[miladachicken]

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I don't get it?

He hit the guy fixing the light

oh okay...I guess I shouldn't comment...

 

[bluesilkies4ever]

i don't really have any funny jokes........

i wish i did................

 

[PeepsInc]

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

A Man was driving down the road one day and saw a sign in the front yard of a farm. The sign said, "Talking Dog for sale, $10.00)

The man stops . He walks up to the door, and knocks. The farmer answers.

Man- Does you dog really talk?

Farmer- Yeah

Man- Can i see him?

Farmer- Yeah, He's out back.

THe man finds a Yellow Lab sitting down. He asks the dog, "Do you talk?" The dog says, not only that, but i am a Lawyer, a Doctor, and I have three Phd's. The man walks in and asks the farmer how he could ask only ten dollars for it. The farmer says,

"That dog lies, he didnt do any of them things!!!"

 

[Mr chicken dude]

Mine are not "Family Appropriate"

They are so funny I would o everyone on this forum a new keyboard....

 

[only one lay]

Lady goes to the store. store next door says husbands for sale . she goes in and reads the sign you may shop one floor at a time starting one the 2nd floor. you can keep shopping going up but can not come back down at all. When done go out back door and down to the ally.
She says this should be fun. 2nd floor= men she looks around and goes up 3rd floor working men . not bad but she goes up again 4th floor working men who are good looking. again she thinks she can do better. 5th good looking men who make money and no mother in law.
She spend alot of time there but can't believe what might be on the 6th floor. up up and a sign. Thank you for visiting this only proves that in the end no women can ever just be happy.

 

[lex381]

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oh i just love this one!