Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[OneShotHunter]

Sparkles: Are you Ok Whitey?

Whitey: Yup. *Scramble, hop, scratch, leap, flap*

Sparkles: Are you sure? You look kinda sick.

Whitey: Positive. Why? *peck*

Sparkles: *holds back giggle* Your head's bright BLUE!

Whitey: *fluffs feathers* Is not!

Sparkles: Look at you reflection in the water tank. Hey Pint-Size, come over here!

Whitey: *splash peck ruffle splash* Water's too dirty.

Pint-Size: What?

Sparkles: You didn't notice anything different about Whitey?

Pint-Size: Um, no.

Sparkles: *rolls eyes* Look at his HEAD.

Pint-Size: Wha--Oh my.

Whitey: Would you guys knock it off? It's not like I have the plauge or anything!

Sparkles: Oh my goodness! Look at the rest of the guineas! Their heads are blue too! *scampers off*

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: BLUE HEAD DISEASEEE!!!!!
Petrie: ... Lily, that's just how guineas are. ._.

 

[OneShotHunter]

Whitey: (Thinking to self) *flap flap flap flap fly fall flap fly* I wish I was more like the other chickens. Now they're all saying I have blue head disease. I don't! I feel fine! I wish they would just leave me---BUG!!!!!! *fly swoop, flap flap flap flap fall*

 

[earlybird10842]

Petrie: Oh my GOODNESS. THAT WAS HARD.
Lily: Tell 'em what happened, Petrie... *smirk*
Petrie: It took me. 3 hours. to lay an egg D: And while Malibu was helping me, I lost my place in the pecking order! I am now below Lily
Lily: Well, you had a sudden attitude change, so...
Petrie: Yes, technically I stepped down. I was all grumpy.
Lily: Good news is; Petrie is no longer all dramatic ^-^
Petrie: Anyways, it was horrible. I was in the nesting box for two hours, then Malibu took me out, thinking I was broody, then Malibu saw me struggling so she put me in a dog cage and I could FINALLY push my body against the side and get the egg out. Malibu was SO excited and so was I. At first, I just laid there listlessly with my comb all pale, but now I'm back to somewhat normal.
Lily: Yeah, that was actually kinda sad to watch :/
Petrie: Yes. Now I'm sunbathing. Please..... I don't wanna do that again. PLEASEEE ohhey Malibu just brought me a tomato. *eats tomato in dog crate*

Malibu: Yes, Petrie went from being all 'don't. Touch. ME.' to looking for cuddles. o-O Okay. As of now, she's back in the coop with her sisters, sunbathing

Selena: I remember when I laid my first egg, Petrie. It took me nearly four hours. So awful!
Susan:I know! my first egg took so long! I never knew that it would, with experience, take only ten minutes at the most .
Sunrise: I'm sure you'll regain your spot in ther pecking order as soon as Ella and Mir start laying. My first egg took about two hours and lots of whimpering.

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: Thankfully, no egg from me today.
Petrie: I have regained my pecking order position. *pecks Lily*
Lily: Aaaaaahhhh!!!
Petrie: Huzzah!!

 

[TechnoCat]

Amulet: Well, we met the other chickens today. They're not as nice as I thought they would be. Pepper just HAD to go steal the worms. *peck*
Pepper: *flails*

George: *facewing* Pepper.

Pepper: Whattie?

George: ._. nevermind, love.

Pepper: Mmkay. *trots off*
Amulet: ._. Thinking: "Love"? Why did he call her that?! Are they having a relationship behind my back???

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Cheep: MOMMY WILL BE HOME ON THURSDAY! HALLELUIGH!!!! I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!
Peep: My word stop shouting you are blowing my ear drums....
Cheep: Well, sooory. I am just overwhelmed with excitement to have Mommy home! I haven't been outside of this cage in days!
Mocha: You thing your suffering, we are in this super tiny enclosed area and its all your guys's fault!
Brownie: YEA! If you could be nice to us that would make everyone happy but noooo you just have to have it your way and peck us!!!
Peep: Guys-
Cheep: We didn't-
Mocha: YEA WELL I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!
Brownie: We've been pushed around for way to long. AND I AM SICK OF IT!
Mocha: YEA! * Brownie and Mocha turn there backs on Peep and Cheep.

 

[battle drone]

destroyer : i can`t believe it almost time to meet the big Americanas! they are coming this Sunday! Battle Drone : don`t blow anything up this time! (me note i made up powers for my chickens) destroyer : that takes all the fun out of it! M&M : but last time you blew up the coop! Skittles : dad was soooo mad! Battle Drone : and you just laughed! Skittles : but his face looked soooo funny! *makes a face* Battle Drone, skittles, destroyer, and M&M *laugh* whats so funny? *they all turn around* there stood flame looking at them like they where crazy Battle Drone, Skittles, M&M, Destroyer : nothing! *they got up and walked away*

 

[CayugaLover]

marsha: i layed my first egg two days ago. mom stood there, cooing at it. i think she thought it was cute. ((cayugalover note: Marsha & Gracie are bantams. marsha is a bantam cochin, and her first egg was realllly little!))
gracie: I WON'T EVER LAY EGGS!
marsha: well, too bad so sad for you!
gracie: COCK-A-DOODLE------ what?
marsha: *sticks tounge out at gracie*
midnight: uumph. are all chickens like this? i'm glad i am a duck.
gracie: well you shouldn't be!
marsha + midnight: why?
gracie: because that doesn't rolemodel me! EVERYBODY SHOULD BE MORE LIKE ME!
marsha + midnight: WHY!?!?!?
gracie: BECAUSE THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE!
marsha +midnight: AND WHY WOULD BEING LIKE YOU MAKE ANYTHING BETTER?!?
gracie:...............

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: I laid another egg today. That's three days in a row that Petrie and I have laid ^-^